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SyrenBell Apr 16, 2026 3:12 PM general

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's poll You are inside a room with an Angry Grizzly Bear and must fight with it to the death in order to escape the room. Inbetween you and the bear are 3 giant axe blades swinging back and forth perodically, In the middle is a gun with only 1 bullet. There are large shipping crates dotted around the room. has closed.

SyrenBell Apr 16, 2026 3:16 PM general

Congratulations spooky for getting the most votes!

SyrenBell Apr 16, 2026 3:17 PM general

Idk what you are going to do in this situation but good luck!

reorruatrnte Apr 16, 2026 3:32 PM general

garbage will do the poll today

TinyBomby Apr 16, 2026 3:33 PM general

I don't know if I should believe you

TinyBomby Apr 16, 2026 3:33 PM general

you lied about this before

reorruatrnte Apr 16, 2026 3:33 PM general

SURELY GARBAGE WILL KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR HIM GOOD TIME...

SyrenBell Apr 16, 2026 3:34 PM general

if garbage doesn't make a poll this time

SyrenBell Apr 16, 2026 3:34 PM general

Pirate will have his time with him 😱

Polar_ Apr 16, 2026 3:40 PM general

Garbage is full of soylent and experiencing horrible tummy aches Pirate idk if he can

Rusp Apr 16, 2026 3:54 PM general

What flavor Soylent do you think garbage would most enjoy?

Chocolate 🍫2 votes · 12%
Mocha ☕️2 votes · 12%
Banana 🍌2 votes · 12%
Vanilla 🫘4 votes · 24%
Strawberry 🍓2 votes · 12%
Mint Chocolate 🐁5 votes · 29%

17 votes Poll closed

Rusp Apr 16, 2026 3:54 PM general

https://soylent.com/collections/best-sellers/products/soylent-drink-sampler-variety-pack

Rusp Apr 16, 2026 3:55 PM general

It's out of stock because he drank it all

Rusp Apr 16, 2026 3:55 PM general

💔

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Apr 16, 2026 5:00 PM general

There is no way mint goes well with soy

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 16, 2026 5:01 PM general

Fruit flavors are going to be the best

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 16, 2026 5:02 PM general

people are used to fruit tasting off/spoiled and just going with it

taxes Apr 16, 2026 5:06 PM general

does soylent taste chalky

taxes Apr 16, 2026 5:06 PM general

i think it should taste chalky

taxes Apr 16, 2026 5:06 PM general

if a liquid thats suppoused to be a food replacement is too smooth it wont feel like eating

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 16, 2026 5:08 PM general

wait, does soylent need to be kept cold?

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 16, 2026 5:08 PM general

I was assuming it would spoil/turn

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 16, 2026 5:08 PM general

but maybe it's completely shelf stable forever

RIBA Apr 16, 2026 5:10 PM general

can garbage take the soylent product quiz

RIBA Apr 16, 2026 5:10 PM general

please

taxes Apr 16, 2026 5:18 PM general

idea

taxes Apr 16, 2026 5:18 PM general

soylent balls

TinyBomby Apr 16, 2026 5:19 PM general

that sounds horrific

reorruatrnte Apr 16, 2026 5:37 PM general

garbage if you actually drink soylent

reorruatrnte Apr 16, 2026 5:37 PM general

literally everyone will forgive you

reorruatrnte Apr 16, 2026 5:37 PM general

people will no longer think you are a 100% pure evil being with absolutely no chance for redemption

reorruatrnte Apr 16, 2026 5:37 PM general

you will be redeemed by a small quanttiy

TinyBomby Apr 16, 2026 5:38 PM general

I dunno, I think I'm gonna need Garbage to make a poll today as well to redeem himself.

Regi Apr 16, 2026 5:56 PM general

The chocolate one is the best

Regi Apr 16, 2026 5:56 PM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

wait, does soylent need to be kept cold?

Its shelf stable

Regi Apr 16, 2026 5:57 PM general

Its just better cold to actually drink

Regi Apr 16, 2026 5:57 PM general

Am i the only one that has tried it

Rusp Apr 16, 2026 6:09 PM general

Typecast

Polar_ Apr 16, 2026 6:22 PM general

Id rather he drink Soylent than Huel due to excessive amounts of lead

Garbage Apr 16, 2026 7:01 PM general

I swear to god Rusp if I see Soylent at my PO Box... (If it is directed to my house there is like a 75% chance it won't show up.)

SyrenBell Apr 16, 2026 7:07 PM general

Rusp knows about the secret mailmen

SyrenBell Apr 16, 2026 7:07 PM general

I think it is over for you garbage

SyrenBell Apr 16, 2026 7:07 PM general

Your fate has already been decided

SyrenBell Apr 16, 2026 7:07 PM general

Pay for your Sins

Rusp Apr 16, 2026 7:16 PM general

garbage, i have seen your address multiple times and have not written it down because i am not a psycopath

Rusp Apr 16, 2026 7:17 PM general

yw

Gent Apr 16, 2026 10:08 PM general

Garbage has rejected the Soylent poll because he feels legitimate mortal terror about the health consequences of drinking it

reorruatrnte Apr 16, 2026 11:46 PM general

garbage you can't get out of this

reorruatrnte Apr 16, 2026 11:46 PM general

you will drink soylent

SyrenBell Apr 17, 2026 1:32 PM general

@Garbage I don't think you can beat pirate's crew bro....

Rusp Apr 17, 2026 3:54 PM general

System message

's poll What flavor Soylent do you think garbage would most enjoy? has closed.

reorruatrnte Apr 17, 2026 4:00 PM general

alright rusp

reorruatrnte Apr 17, 2026 4:00 PM general

make the order

taxes Apr 17, 2026 4:25 PM general

can we do a death order poll

taxes Apr 17, 2026 4:26 PM general

actually that would be too much work

Polar_ Apr 17, 2026 4:43 PM general

If garbage didnt vote we will never know the true winner.

polu Apr 18, 2026 5:19 PM general

polu Apr 18, 2026 5:19 PM general

Is the main character another bad guy or is he a local hero?

Bad Guy6 votes · 40%
Hero9 votes · 60%

15 votes Poll closed

TinyBomby Apr 18, 2026 5:20 PM general

maybe I shouldn't comment on this one

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 18, 2026 5:34 PM general

I feel like you could cut out the second half of the comic and the still get the same result here

TinyBomby Apr 18, 2026 5:41 PM general

that's about what my comment was going to be

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 18, 2026 6:01 PM general

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Spooky Phijkchu Apr 18, 2026 6:02 PM general

This is the best named Russian grill I've seen

heir Apr 19, 2026 5:14 AM general

glorp bjhyip xubp to you too

TinyBomby Apr 19, 2026 1:40 PM general

what the heck happened in the Power Bomberman server...

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 19, 2026 1:42 PM general

lmao

DeadFun Apr 19, 2026 2:41 PM general

Who does that

heir Apr 19, 2026 2:43 PM general

you wouldn't get it

DeadFun Apr 19, 2026 2:44 PM general

I guess I won't

TinyBomby Apr 19, 2026 2:44 PM general

We need the Phijkchu google docky revealing that everyone here is actually just a Rusp alt.

heir Apr 19, 2026 2:44 PM general

weren't we already all umbreon alts?

Rusp Apr 19, 2026 2:59 PM general

I couldn't even pretend to be half as cringe as some of the people here

Rusp Apr 19, 2026 2:59 PM general

Yeah that's right, I'm talking about YOU person reading this

TinyBomby Apr 19, 2026 2:59 PM general

I believe in your abilities

polu Apr 19, 2026 3:10 PM general

Replying to Rusp #rusp.

I couldn't even pretend to be half as cringe as some of the people here

L imagination

polu Apr 19, 2026 5:19 PM general

System message

's poll Is the main character another bad guy or is he a local hero? has closed.

Rusp Apr 19, 2026 5:20 PM general

Replying to polu #polutropos

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This is a complete iq check if you put bad guy you're sub 100

polu Apr 19, 2026 5:25 PM general

Gent Apr 19, 2026 5:30 PM general

Wow RGC sure made this one quickly

TinyBomby Apr 19, 2026 5:50 PM general

I didn't know Polu was a comic writer

Kribbles Apr 20, 2026 9:50 PM general

Replying to TinyBomby #tinybomby

I didn't know Polu was a comic writer

good morning

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