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Wednesday, January 14, 2026
Thats the coke increasing your heartrate
Phijkchu distance pissing contest, what's the maximum range you could hit (effectively). Normal rules apply.
- ♀️ a couple inches or less0 votes · 0%
- ♂️ 1-2 feet1 vote · 6%
- ♂️ 3-6 feet7 votes · 44%
- ♂️ 7-11 feet4 votes · 25%
- ♂️ 12+ feet4 votes · 25%
16 votes Poll closed
Thursday, January 15, 2026
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 Click to see original message
aint no way you guys can actually hit from a distance of 3.6 metres
There is a secret Dane that the wizard masters wouldn’t tell you
That does not help you wiz farther
Praying to give your prostate strength Kribbles
who?
Bombing Venezuela was so worth it
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Measure from your waist, not the end of your 2ft dick
Friday, January 16, 2026
Is it bad that I thought this was a Medieval Times at first
so true
Saturday, January 17, 2026
To be clear, not to eachother (could be to eachother though that counts too)
I would not count pix as one for this, but if she marries polu that counts for 1
I initially thought 0, but I could possibly see a Phijkchu wedding in the next five years
I have high hopes for you vinster
make us proud
I feel like it's going to be a high number, but I'm also including effective marriages, even if it's not a legal one
my O/U is 5, so I'm saying 4-6, but I think it could easily skew higher (especially depending how you define active Phijkchu)
My O/U on the number of divorced Phijkchu in 5 years is 1
i wonder who could have voted 4-6 and i was not surprised with the answer
i hope he's right somehow just to spite everyone
? I feel like you guys are underestimating "5 years"
From this sample of ~25 people, will 5 people get married in their 20s, feels pretty reasonable,
even if individually the %s are lower, that's enough of a sample that you should have multiple results return true