Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:31 PM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

I have had that, but it was because me ears were really clogged

that's your blood/heart pumping

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 14, 2026 9:31 PM general

you can hear your heartbeat bad if your ears are clogged

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:31 PM general

yes

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:31 PM general

or if you put your ears on a pillow

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:31 PM general

anyways if you out your chest up to something thin that reverberates

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:31 PM general

you can hear it too

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:31 PM general

that's what doctors use

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:31 PM general

crazy I know

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 14, 2026 9:32 PM general

yeah and apparently if you are sitting at your desk

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:32 PM general

i assumed he was like

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:32 PM general

gamer posturing

Rusp Jan 14, 2026 9:32 PM general

it sounds like a bird chirping

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:32 PM general

and like laying on his desk

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:32 PM general

also you can hear it through your

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:33 PM general

veins sometimes too

Polar_ Jan 14, 2026 9:33 PM general

Spooky wasnt wrong, bird just ran out of oxygen

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:33 PM general

but it's much quieter

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:34 PM general

also , if you take your nose and shove like a thick powder like protein powder or gfuel down it

taxes Jan 14, 2026 9:34 PM general

you can hear your heartbeat usually

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 14, 2026 9:35 PM general

Thats the coke increasing your heartrate

Polar_ Jan 14, 2026 9:35 PM general

Nu uh

legorhin Jan 14, 2026 9:38 PM general

the heartbeat can be annoying if you need to wear earplugs to sleep in a loud environment

Kribbles Jan 14, 2026 10:04 PM general

I have EoE and when I start choking, my heart pounds like crazy

SyrenBell Jan 14, 2026 10:44 PM general

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Spooky Phijkchu Jan 14, 2026 10:51 PM general

Phijkchu distance pissing contest, what's the maximum range you could hit (effectively). Normal rules apply.

♀️ a couple inches or less0 votes · 0%
♂️ 1-2 feet1 vote · 6%
♂️ 3-6 feet7 votes · 44%
♂️ 7-11 feet4 votes · 25%
♂️ 12+ feet4 votes · 25%

16 votes Poll closed

polu Jan 14, 2026 11:12 PM general

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Kribbles Jan 14, 2026 11:28 PM general

I got 2.5 feet

Kribbles Jan 14, 2026 11:30 PM general

Alright I'm gonna do a round two tomorrow

Dane Jan 15, 2026 3:48 AM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

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aint no way you guys can actually hit from a distance of 3.6 metres

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Jan 15, 2026 6:44 AM general

There is a secret Dane that the wizard masters wouldn’t tell you

heir Jan 15, 2026 6:47 AM general

have the biggest prostate

heir Jan 15, 2026 6:47 AM general

the hugest

heir Jan 15, 2026 6:47 AM general

it's true

Dalkor Jan 15, 2026 6:48 AM general

It’s too early to regret eyesight yet

heir Jan 15, 2026 6:48 AM general

it's basic phijkchu lore

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Jan 15, 2026 6:49 AM general

That does not help you wiz farther

legorhin Jan 15, 2026 6:50 AM general

the secret is math

legorhin Jan 15, 2026 6:50 AM general

minimize apeture to maximize velocity

Kribbles Jan 15, 2026 8:54 AM general

Ladies and Gents, I got 4.5 feet. Please clap

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 15, 2026 9:02 AM general

🙏

legorhin Jan 15, 2026 9:02 AM general

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 15, 2026 9:02 AM general

Praying to give your prostate strength Kribbles

legorhin Jan 15, 2026 11:14 AM general

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Spooky Phijkchu Jan 15, 2026 11:16 AM general

who?

Polar_ Jan 15, 2026 11:17 AM general

>web3

legorhin Jan 15, 2026 11:18 AM general

i liked the last sentence

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 15, 2026 1:07 PM general

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Spooky Phijkchu Jan 15, 2026 1:07 PM general

Bombing Venezuela was so worth it

Regi Jan 15, 2026 1:34 PM general

You have a big advantage on piss distance if youre tall too

Kribbles Jan 15, 2026 2:17 PM general

Replying to Kribbles #kribbles1

Ladies and Gents, I got 4.5 feet. Please clap

My life has such highs and such lows

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SyrenBell Jan 15, 2026 2:18 PM general

I hope you have a personal robot to clean that up

Kribbles Jan 15, 2026 2:19 PM general

A vacuum?

SyrenBell Jan 15, 2026 2:20 PM general

"Him"

Kribbles Jan 15, 2026 2:24 PM general

That feels reminiscent of this

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Polar_ Jan 15, 2026 2:27 PM general

Replying to SyrenBell #syrenbell

I hope you have a personal robot to clean that up

Robot is still full from all the piss attempts

Kribbles Jan 15, 2026 2:30 PM general

Those were manually cleaned up Bupp

Rusp Jan 15, 2026 3:12 PM general

Replying to Kribbles #kribbles1

That feels reminiscent of this

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Mini Jan 15, 2026 3:47 PM general

So at work we are getting a laser welder to demo for a few weeks soon. That’s going to be pretty cool to use when it gets in

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 15, 2026 10:51 PM general

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's poll Phijkchu distance pissing contest, what's the maximum range you could hit (effectively). Normal rules apply. has closed.

polu Jan 15, 2026 11:11 PM general

I got 0.0000000000000000000000000012192 for my piss length

Regi Jan 15, 2026 11:54 PM general

I just measured, got 6ft 1in

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 15, 2026 11:55 PM general

Measure from your waist, not the end of your 2ft dick

Regi Jan 16, 2026 9:34 AM general

I measured from where i was standing

SyrenBell Jan 16, 2026 6:16 PM general

New quest for the lion meat

Kribbles Jan 16, 2026 9:59 PM general

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Spooky Phijkchu Jan 16, 2026 10:00 PM general

Is it bad that I thought this was a Medieval Times at first

Kribbles Jan 16, 2026 10:00 PM general

drink again

Kribbles Jan 16, 2026 10:00 PM general

gello bichtss

Kribbles Jan 16, 2026 10:00 PM general

fucker

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 16, 2026 10:01 PM general

so true

Dane Jan 16, 2026 10:01 PM general

erm cheesed to meet you?

Dane Jan 16, 2026 10:02 PM general

didnt know they allowed people to drink at horse shows

Kribbles Jan 16, 2026 10:08 PM general

this is amerkca

Kribbles Jan 16, 2026 10:08 PM general

america

Kribbles Jan 16, 2026 10:08 PM general

cheeses to meat you

TinyBomby Jan 16, 2026 10:09 PM general

Miku?

Kribbles Jan 16, 2026 10:09 PM general

nuh uh

TinyBomby Jan 16, 2026 10:09 PM general

Miku deleted 😔

polu Jan 17, 2026 12:20 AM general

How many Phijkchu members will get married in the next 5 years?

03 votes · 21%
1-310 votes · 71%
4-61 vote · 7%
7+0 votes · 0%

14 votes Poll closed

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 17, 2026 12:21 AM general

To be clear, not to eachother (could be to eachother though that counts too)

polu Jan 17, 2026 12:21 AM general

Bonus points if you say who will get married

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