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you HEARD IT?

how hard were they wiping

1 toilet paper tear, 1 wipe, fold, 1 wipe, toss

niggas were scraping their anus out

only way to ensure it REALLY gets clean down there

no thats a bidet

It sounded like they were scratching their asshole, which I can understand, but they did that every time! And like.. you're just smearing shit at that point

but rusp thinks a bidet will like

shoot water inside of his asshole

and turn him gay

he thinks itll make his pants wet

No, the experience of having water splash my asshole when i shit sometimes is horrible

and like shoot a rocket into his butt

Why would I WANT to feel that?

becuase that is shit water?

Poseidon's kiss

also theres bidets that shoot out warm water

Max acting like she doesnt think it being shit water is a positive

I believe you.

its like

when you get in the hot tub

thne you go up to that bubble vent

then you pull down your bottoms

I don't like getting like 5% wet alright

and then you shove your asshole right on it

If I'm getting wet I'm going in the pool or taking a shower

so the bubbles go in your tummy

or washing my hands i guess

then you get off of it and let it rip

Max, I don't think it works like that.

it does actually

you havent tried?

can you not burp on command?

its the same concept

I did with my urethra that one time

except with your gut

My sister uses a bidet and then a bit of toilet paper to just dry the buttocks

yeah

Did you watch?

it shoots a nice little stream to coat your anus up

then you wipe

What else are brothers for?

Fair and balanced opinion

Though I agree with Rusp, bidets are scary to me, especially with how fucking hard the water pressure is

grown men scared of water

I just don't feel the need

I feel like I can get my asshole sufficiently clean without one

and its not like someones coming knocking on the door

have you looked

you probably got like

brown flakes down there

And?

leftover residue

etc.

Unironically I am, which is ironic working for the navy. Like, going to google earth and zooming into an island is creepy to me

Just dip your full ass in the water

does the body have enough like

force to do that actually

idk why Nips have tried to convince people their little sprayer is better

can we make toilets you like

submerge your ass in

that's how women give birth at home right

home births in the tub full of water

just make a version of that to replace toilets too

youtube just keeps getting worse

actually this is somehow Iridium (installed to play playlists backwards) removing the option

maybe if I wasn't getting default 144p because the website is nonfunctional right now it would matter

I missed the bidet talk, but after visiting Japan, I am a bidet defender. I also thought it was really weird, but it’s actually very pleasant.

ik people make a big deal about Japanese toilets because they have all the cyberpunk shit strapped on

but bidets are all over Europe, though they're stand-alone thing which is SUPER uncommon in Asia and America

I did not have a bidet in any of my European hotels, this is the difference

where in Europe?

it's less common in the East

Went through a bunch of Western countries, though the nicest hotel I was in was in Germany

idk Fire can weigh in on whether he likes them or not

Actually I think the Swiss hotel was pretty nice too

This was a few years ago now so I don’t completely remember haha

i like bidets, i have not commonly seen them anywhere i've lived

probably just a hotel thing tbh