Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:36 AM general

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Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:36 AM general

I mean I guess the shampoo hits my face

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:37 AM general

bro washes his face with shampoo

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:37 AM general

💀

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:37 AM general

yeah i have facial hair

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:37 AM general

duh

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:38 AM general

do you guys wash your asshole first or last

Dane Dec 8, 2025 1:38 AM general

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the secret technique is to alternate

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:38 AM general

like the inside of it i mean

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:38 AM general

no one alternates

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:38 AM general

its just instinct

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:39 AM general

rusp. you forgot the no wiping option

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:39 AM general

i personally dry age it

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:39 AM general

I didnt put it because i knew people would pick it because its SO FUNNY

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:39 AM general

I want SCIENTIFIC answers

Kribbles Dec 8, 2025 1:39 AM general

I heard someone wiping back and forth at work once. It was weird

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:39 AM general

you HEARD IT?

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:39 AM general

how hard were they wiping

Kribbles Dec 8, 2025 1:39 AM general

1 toilet paper tear, 1 wipe, fold, 1 wipe, toss

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:39 AM general

niggas were scraping their anus out

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:40 AM general

media.tenor.com

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:40 AM general

only way to ensure it REALLY gets clean down there

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:40 AM general

no thats a bidet

Kribbles Dec 8, 2025 1:40 AM general

Replying to taxes #tzfi

how hard were they wiping

It sounded like they were scratching their asshole, which I can understand, but they did that every time! And like.. you're just smearing shit at that point

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:40 AM general

but rusp thinks a bidet will like

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:40 AM general

shoot water inside of his asshole

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:40 AM general

and turn him gay

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:41 AM general

he thinks itll make his pants wet

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:41 AM general

No, the experience of having water splash my asshole when i shit sometimes is horrible

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:41 AM general

and like shoot a rocket into his butt

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:41 AM general

Why would I WANT to feel that?

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:41 AM general

becuase that is shit water?

Kribbles Dec 8, 2025 1:41 AM general

Poseidon's kiss

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:41 AM general

also theres bidets that shoot out warm water

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:41 AM general

Max acting like she doesnt think it being shit water is a positive

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:41 AM general

I believe you.

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:41 AM general

its like

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:42 AM general

when you get in the hot tub

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:42 AM general

thne you go up to that bubble vent

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:42 AM general

then you pull down your bottoms

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:42 AM general

I don't like getting like 5% wet alright

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:42 AM general

and then you shove your asshole right on it

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:42 AM general

If I'm getting wet I'm going in the pool or taking a shower

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:42 AM general

so the bubbles go in your tummy

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:42 AM general

or washing my hands i guess

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:42 AM general

then you get off of it and let it rip

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:42 AM general

Max, I don't think it works like that.

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:42 AM general

it does actually

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:42 AM general

you havent tried?

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:42 AM general

can you not burp on command?

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:43 AM general

its the same concept

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:43 AM general

I did with my urethra that one time

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:43 AM general

except with your gut

Kribbles Dec 8, 2025 1:43 AM general

My sister uses a bidet and then a bit of toilet paper to just dry the buttocks

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:43 AM general

yeah

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:43 AM general

Did you watch?

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:43 AM general

thats what youre suppoused to do

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:43 AM general

it shoots a nice little stream to coat your anus up

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:43 AM general

then you wipe

Kribbles Dec 8, 2025 1:43 AM general

What else are brothers for?

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:43 AM general

Fair and balanced opinion

Kribbles Dec 8, 2025 1:44 AM general

Though I agree with Rusp, bidets are scary to me, especially with how fucking hard the water pressure is

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:44 AM general

grown men scared of water

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:44 AM general

I just don't feel the need

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:45 AM general

I feel like I can get my asshole sufficiently clean without one

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:45 AM general

and its not like someones coming knocking on the door

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:45 AM general

have you looked

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:45 AM general

you probably got like

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:45 AM general

brown flakes down there

Rusp Dec 8, 2025 1:45 AM general

And?

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:45 AM general

leftover residue

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:45 AM general

etc.

Kribbles Dec 8, 2025 1:45 AM general

Replying to taxes #tzfi

grown men scared of water

Unironically I am, which is ironic working for the navy. Like, going to google earth and zooming into an island is creepy to me

Spooky Phijkchu Dec 8, 2025 1:48 AM general

Just dip your full ass in the water

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:49 AM general

does the body have enough like

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:49 AM general

force to do that actually

Spooky Phijkchu Dec 8, 2025 1:49 AM general

idk why Nips have tried to convince people their little sprayer is better

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:49 AM general

can we make toilets you like

taxes Dec 8, 2025 1:49 AM general

submerge your ass in

Spooky Phijkchu Dec 8, 2025 1:49 AM general

that's how women give birth at home right

Spooky Phijkchu Dec 8, 2025 1:49 AM general

home births in the tub full of water

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