general

as long as youre not in a city

i compared prices recently

chinese is also cheap SOMETIMES

for delivery still

It depends on the place for pizza, some who do their own delivery and don't "optimize" their routes by trying to deliver 30 pizzas at once are fine

but the closer you are to a city the less likely

The Chinese restaurant in my town is dirt cheap but they do not deliver

chinese delivery 😋

And they have two parking spot

god i want some Chinese slop

the weird one is chick fil a

Wait, I ordered delivery once within the past year but I was plastered

they've started doing 1st party delivery

i hope your heads okay

I see the chicken trucks drive around now

It's preserved in plaster at least

They usually deliver to businesses

That's what that usually is

isnt it like catering kinda

At least around here

Rusp, it's so much worse around here

but you can order it technically

it'll drive down the street, bringing people their single biscuit and coffee

i think catering has priority but if they're not catering you can order

oh

rich people be like:

I'll point them out next time you're up here Max

Well, my mom works at a medical facility and apparently they have 5 minute presentations every day where the people cater the entire facility

in the mornings Starbucks, Chick fil A, and dunkin

that is common rusp

some of them have like

deals

doordashing dounuts unirronically

where they come to cater every day

Part of the donut experience

Is picking them out

^^^

YES

If you are ordering them KILL YOURSELF

some people don't get that

< guy who hasn't had a donut in like two years

Max please stop rolling out your "dough nuts" with the rolling pin

This is getting grotesque

yeah i get them glazed by the homeless guy down the street

but yeah, I used to sometimes order doordash when I was home sick and wanted something but it ends up being a 50% markup, so I just stopped bothering

I think sometimes *technically* the time savings can be worth it, but the food quality is also so much lower

getting it schleped to you by some Indian mom in her minivan

instead you'll drive to your local posh food boutique and pick out the latest of exquisite northern va food culture

Would you get delivery more if you could get a guaranteed respectable white person to deliver your food?

this might just be me

but I also essentially never order takeout from real resturants

if I'm picking up fast food, that's different

i will only get takeout if i know they dont use that shitty styrofoam

but I'm never ordering from like, a real resturant, to then go and eat at home

you're in luck Max

mmm i love my food getting super fucking soggy

styrafoam was banned in VA

a month or two ago

YES

takeout is viable again unironically

even chick fil a now, can't use styrafoam cups

why is there a styrafoam

cookout cup

in my trash then

hmm?

from when?

yoday

today

if it was recent, you can get $100 for reporting them

appak

fr?

oh

ok

so for small buisnesses

they have until July 1st, 2026

oh

zzz

wait no

the AI lied to me