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Nice

uh, I need to legally get married right now I think

someone with no income

I know a hospital bound girl

who is super helpful

I think it's literally a free $25k/year if I do

Alternatively, if you want a greencard to canada for the cost of 8k of that!

wait

no I have an income

shit

nevermind

it's probably low enough it'd still work

Trump's zero-tax overtime

pika do you have to pay for a canadian greencard or is that you negotiating?

If I would be getting Spooky 25k I should get some

that is all I meant

but yeah, you should marry Max before she dies

then take her Fumo's after she is dead legally

idk who thought of untaxxed overtime

but it's the smartest idea

That is a way to motivate people to work more

yes

its the opposite of what japan needs

Japan needs to pay for overtime

taxed or otherwise

lmao

i'm pretty sure they do

black companies are not the norm

You know you've come up with good fiscal policy, if you're somehow convincing Spooky to work more hours

how many hours do you actually work in the first place?

Spooky, you need to find a loophole where you never clock out

so all of your pay is overtime

I work 80/biweekly Leg

i had to get overtime preapproved at northrop

flexed however I want

that was my schedule too

but how much do you actually work

we have permanent overtime approval

I think technically there is a ceiling, but I've not bothered to look at it

it's never been worth bothering imo

guys, I'm actually retarded

I immediately forgot step one of my plan

and was getting all excited about this newfound $25k I was getting

have 10 kids to get the $2.5k tax credit per

I think the clones will count towards it

Hi

you make to much Regi

sorry

though the thought of us jointly filing taxes

I think the entire IRS would activate

I do not make anything on paper

So wait what exactly is the thing?

oh if I might count, vinny totally would

Found your new husband Spooky

?

I am shittalking you and your dollar tree job vinny

but apparently it did not land

so now I have to be a bigger asshole and explain I was doing it

Trump's bill removes taxes on tips (which means all non-tipped jobs paying <$20/hour are FUCKED) and removed taxes on overtime pay (which also doesn't really help people making <$20/hour, but really helps everyone else)

Insert the clip of ethan Ralph screaming that his superchats are tax free

because no one understands how taxes work, no one will realize this however, because people still don't understand withholdings and marginal rates

people still think that if you get more money and it puts you in a new tax bracket you lose money and thus they refuse a pay raise

people know nothing about taxes

I know a lot, since tax season is the time of the year the government sends me 1-2k

I still am mildly lost. How would the bill help you when married to someone with no income, or was that part fully a joke?

I might just be dumb

so, taxes 101

when you are married all the tax brackets are essentially doubled (ignore the exceptions)

(if you file jointly, which you should be)

so while I don't qualify for the no-tax overtime as a single guy, if I was married to an effective rock, I would

and technically, I'd get more than just $25k due to other marriage rates being better, but the new Trump bill would immediately give me $25k/year for essentially nothing

I see

See now pika’s joke makes sense

No my joke made sense regardless, all you needed to know was

• low income person works

I didn’t understand the joke because I didn’t understand the whole thing

Vinny, quit the Dollar Tree

that'll show Pika up

and he'll have to eat his joke

plus, ngl this bill actually kinda fucks you