general

We only have so much in the Phijkchu execution budget

With milk prices how they are scaphism has become too expensive for the modern man

I guess we could execute him by putting one of spooky's caged groundhogs on his back while still in the cage

It will take a bit longer than the badger method

Also Happy Birthday

Happy burger day

happy independence day

Nothing says ‘MURICA like smoked bacon wrapped alligator!

Gator nuggs!

Dip them with pride

We are now firing fireworks at the fire marshal

I love our country

Happy America day

I made the pilgrimage

Spent $150 on beaver swag

Got to meet big bucee

@Spooky Phijkchu i saw the anime cutout dude here

He’s cool

Nice

uh, I need to legally get married right now I think

someone with no income

I know a hospital bound girl

who is super helpful

I think it's literally a free $25k/year if I do

Alternatively, if you want a greencard to canada for the cost of 8k of that!

wait

no I have an income

shit

nevermind

it's probably low enough it'd still work

Trump's zero-tax overtime

pika do you have to pay for a canadian greencard or is that you negotiating?

If I would be getting Spooky 25k I should get some

that is all I meant

but yeah, you should marry Max before she dies

then take her Fumo's after she is dead legally

but it's the smartest idea

That is a way to motivate people to work more

yes

its the opposite of what japan needs

Japan needs to pay for overtime

taxed or otherwise

lmao

i'm pretty sure they do

black companies are not the norm

You know you've come up with good fiscal policy, if you're somehow convincing Spooky to work more hours

how many hours do you actually work in the first place?

Spooky, you need to find a loophole where you never clock out

so all of your pay is overtime

I work 80/biweekly Leg

i had to get overtime preapproved at northrop

flexed however I want

that was my schedule too

but how much do you actually work

we have permanent overtime approval

I think technically there is a ceiling, but I've not bothered to look at it

since my effective tax rate is ~50%

it's never been worth bothering imo

guys, I'm actually retarded

I immediately forgot step one of my plan

and was getting all excited about this newfound $25k I was getting

have 10 kids to get the $2.5k tax credit per

I think the clones will count towards it

Hi

you make to much Regi

sorry

though the thought of us jointly filing taxes

I think the entire IRS would activate

I do not make anything on paper

So wait what exactly is the thing?

oh if I might count, vinny totally would

Found your new husband Spooky

?

I am shittalking you and your dollar tree job vinny

but apparently it did not land