general

There was an opening shot in the mining outpost, of a goofy looking wheelchair miner, and I almost wrote the movie off right there, but then she was edited out/around of all the other surface shots, and had zero lines despite at one point clearly being a character

The biggest flaw was just that all characters are written as 19-year-olds, which felt off for an Aliens movie. You have to introduce contrived exposition dumps that give them context for everything... instead of the assumption being that they inherently have certain skills/knowledge

but I also just like the whole aesthetic and vibe of that universe, so that's probably why I thought it was fun

give us the diversity cut

now play aliens dark descent

play Aliens: Colonial Marines

In case you wanted to buy a gator to cook

's poll See above has closed.

fell asleep, whoops

watched that earlier

good video

Amazing

Max, you inspired me to make CN chicken soup today

If it turns out shit I'm feeding it to your groundhog

do you have a lot of salt

and boulion cubes

and vegetables

and a way to make the chicken soft

I'm doing carrots, celery, cabbage, onion, and peppers

Not going to oversalt it

ok but

do you have boulion cubes or are you using

a stock

Pre-bought stock I've never found a boulion cube I really liked

the thing with cubes

If you have a brand you like, I'll get some to try

is youe suppoused rto use like

5

and then make like a giant massive pot

Cubes suck

yeah more of a sphere guy myself

Crazy EWU did a video on Chris Chan, but surprised they didn't edit a gun in their hand in the thumbnail

it cracks me up that chris chan keeps doing the vinny sigh

Fuck they got spooky

It's okay spooky we'll do what you wanted and donate your property to ourselves

I was so close too, Gent was almost mine

the prostate is probably a delicacy in some parts of the world

Yes or no

is hilarious

the least useful possible answer to a yes no question

even less useful than maybe

Google has genuinely ruined their search

what is the japanese method to shrink the prostate

is that a thing?

This is why japanese men are so small and effeminate

they lack testosterone

feels bad man

ruh-ZOOM

apparently

Dude, google is just fucked

they already were making their search engine worse for years, but this actually is just unusably bad

best I got with some shitty AI image generator

casually squeezes cum out of his hand in preparation to rinse the prostate with

@Spooky Phijkchu borderlands august 30

lol

nice

I should be around

Finally, we have an activity for the birthday

oh right

yeah perfect birthday activity

Everyone was saying it wasn't going to come to Max (the streaming service) until near or after Christmas

the fact it's going within 30 days is amazing

it's less than like 2 weeks

yea?

@Spooky Phijkchu @polu

Congrats on being online

on wifi, the fiber port is in the worst possible location, I would need to go buy a very big ethernet if I want to run a wired connection

im tech illiterate, is that a good number?

Its above what I payed for

I am paying for 150/150

im happy for you 👍

now you can play dark souls 2 with ease

Idk, gyro is hard to deal with

for dark souls anyways

I don't think Pika will ever need that much so it's good