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this guy HAS to be the reason some people got into gambling

he literally wins so much and FUMBLES even more!

he has made me question if i dont just drop 150 dollars into online gambling and see if i i can get to 1k and then id be done for the rest of my life i feel lik elol

he gets like 25k on the reg it seems!

from barely anything!

totally legit too

remember, law of large numbers

then ofc immediately blows it on a shitty coinflip

he gambles a lot

a LOT

that is true, it is literally all he does

he sits and begs when he runs out too iirc

So o f course he gets a run that he is up 75k, that is his 100ths session since the last time he was up big

and he has the people on the shitternet occasionally funneling him money for this sole purpose

does he publically talk about any real debt he has?

that isn't his runescape gp lol

He doesn't have any real debt other than to his drug dealer and loansharks

and it's like $10k-$20k of debt

he has been gambling forl iteral years

for reference he is in debt on runescape actual hunderds of thousands in GP and IRL slots hes in even more debt IRL

to drug dealers and etc.

wow 100k cool, hes spent literally hundreds of thousands more

unrelated to Bossman Jack, Jaz If you get into slots/table gambling - you will win, and then gradually lose over time, you can pr much follow a graph sports betting is different, and you can make a return on your investment but it is stressful and unfun and a waste of time

you're better off being a stock/crypto degen, and wasting your time doing that for little return

BMJ is one of the reasons the duel arena went away and ill never forgive him

The good profitable gambling ritht now is abusing deposit matches and bonuses and using the casinos money

In games that are targeted to be semi even odds, if youre playing with less than 100% of your money, you can become favored

Yeah I’ve been interested in doing that but I couldn’t be bothered to make all these accounts, I feel like it’ll come back to bite me in the ass

I’ll just stick to putting all my money in GME dips 🤡

Loveland, go back to buying reddit stock

Hey, if I had actually bought into the IPA I’d be swimming in cash

that ended up going up didn't it

It 3xed

uh, I don't think it did that well

but it definitely went up

For ipo buyers it did basically

It was like a $24 buy in and it peaked around $70

I bought some at the peak of the day one hype pump and I still broke even off it, felt good

Now its finally leveled out for the most part

Nvm it was $34 so just 2x

I was predicting it would peak at ~$50 and then slowly bleed to sub $20

I still think it's a bad long, but rn I think that's most things so /shrug

Yeah I’m making the mistake of being hesitant to invest bc I feel like the bull markets gonna die soon

But I also thought that last year about nvda and I’m $1000 poorer instead of richer

That's one way of saying total economic collapse

lol

I just sold all my Nvidea, we'll see if I kick myself for that or not later

Sorry I’ve taken up these retarded investment terms because I watch a lot of videos on it

I feel like it’s gotta level out soon, surely. AI can only generate so much hype

But idk I could just be coping

I'm trying to get out of all my positions in the next month or two

Nvidia at ~$140 felt like the highest I'd see it for a while

Yeah I don’t plan on long term investing for a while. Maybe just try to recoop the losses I’ve made through learning how to trade with some high volatility stuff but otherwise I just wanna pay off my car by the end of the year and if things are still going well by then, it is what it is

as long as you're not wasting your life staring at candle graphs lol

lol no, I at least know how what candles mean now, but I’ve seen just as many videos where people made money flipping coins, heads for buy tails for sell, as these people trying to explain why this certain candle pattern means it’s gonna go up, unless it doesn’t, it which case it means its gonna go down, obviously

So ultimately I’m just gonna throw shit into blue chips and keep a small fraction for risky stuff

I used to like the idea of just using large leverage and making $500-$1000 a day doing safe trades for a couple hours then I realized it's the same shit as sports betting, it ends up consuming a fuckton of your mindshare and you aren't really any better off

Crypto trading is about the same, once you look past all the meme coin markets, slightly better returns overall

I was literally just looking into leverage stuff today because I finally decided to enable margin trading on robinhood so it would stop giving me pop ups about it

$1000 of interest free margin sounds nice, provided I was gonna invest in safe stuff anyway

Bc that’s like 20% of my account balance rn haha

When rates were low, RH's margin rates were fucking great

it's not terrible now, it's like 5-6% or whatever

Yeah it still seems like its lower than most

it's nice that they give discounts on a sliding scale

Mhmm, I like programs like that because it gives me something to aspire to. My bank gives better interest rates for their money market accounts the more you have invested with them, which gets me excited about giving them more of my money, lol

And as for robinhood, I pay for gold for the ira match and the money sweep so anything else on top of that is a nice bonus. They have so many of those its really funny seeing people online talk about how bad robinhood is

nvm, I just looked at their tiers

they suck

I thought there were more increments between 100k and 1M

Ah, rip

that's stupid

stilll, 6.25% isn't terrible

I did think when I looked at it today it was a little underwhelming

But yeah its already so low maybe thats why

I’m trying to get their solid gold credit card 🤓

But I have to refer 10 people which feels really lame

I wish companies would just make their cards look less stupid

I'll get a RH card because 3% across the board is enough that I'll stop bothering with my other stupid cards

I don't like having to think about rotating reward categories, and which card to use for different things