general

Jon's first victim

Can't believe he poisoned Mario's food

sam put a poll on twitter to kick out Simmons

and his retarded audience is voting yes

i can't believe we're about to lose simmons and keep damiel

Lost in the halo sauce…

he was

up all night

he JUST went to sleep

he was the only one staying full focus on his child all night

and letty is like taking peoples kids and putting them in washing machines/fridges

while theyre sleeping

also vance said hes like chaotic neutral/evil, he entered the comeption with the goal of wanting to cause mischief

and he spent like an hour talking to letty about how much he FUCKING HATES JON

and how jon doing the mustard shit made him the maddest in his life

it was so good

and then letty was trying to convince him to team or wahtever, she was being flirty/weird and telling him tons of stuff and trying to get him on her side

and she left and had thought she convinced him

and the second she left he went and looked at the camera andw as like "I aint betraying my bros" and started shitposting/talking about how he aint falling for her shit

vance is so based

jon cant find his kid

i think jons kid is dead

letty actually killed jon and simmons kid 💀

is that max akito?

>syvia said she likes wii sports

im sure you do.

im sure you do...

Here we go!

literal

whore

btw letty caused all the issues in the house today

I bet

Once Simmons is kicked

They’re gonna give them his books to read

Some have said keeping him is the smarter decision so that they can rake in TTS money from people mocking him

Is that why he hid in the bathroom for 2 hours

“Simmons, why don’t you sing us a song in your favorite key, A minor”

No

letty stole simmons and jons baby while they were sleeping and tried to kill it

TTs told jon about this

so he told simmons to lock himself in the bathroom

so the baby would be safe

jon then goes to assassinate vance and lettys baby

but hes retarded

and takes marios and sylvias instead

and tries to kill their baby

💀 💀 💀

ensue 5 hours of fighting

over nOHTING

they all seem way too into the baby thing

they are

SO

into it

I missed what exactly they're competing for

mario was up for like

8 hours

yeah

NOTHING

SPOOKY

Mario esp

HALF F OF THEm

ARE

IMMUNE

he sits like a mf statue

ITS ELIMINATIOn

BUT

DAMIEL AND JOSIE COULD LITERALLY CUT THEIR BABY IN HALF

AND BE FINE

Can we please get rid of damniel and get another week of Simmons bullying?

simmons is unrionically

funnier than damiel

somehow

like even ignoring the bullying

damiel is so fuckign unfunnyn

I hope they keep kicking out damiel to bring him back in