Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

taxes Apr 26, 2023 1:49 AM general

likes cooking

taxes Apr 26, 2023 1:49 AM general

and even sylvia was like

taxes Apr 26, 2023 1:49 AM general

"Retard be damned, he can season a chicken"

taxes Apr 26, 2023 1:49 AM general

which was

taxes Apr 26, 2023 1:50 AM general

really funny

taxes Apr 26, 2023 1:50 AM general

I really hope they never get a microwave

taxes Apr 26, 2023 1:58 AM general

i love jon

taxes Apr 26, 2023 2:00 AM general

reminder that

taxes Apr 26, 2023 2:00 AM general

simmons thought

taxes Apr 26, 2023 2:00 AM general

uncrustables

taxes Apr 26, 2023 2:00 AM general

were hot pockets

taxes Apr 26, 2023 2:02 AM general

well

taxes Apr 26, 2023 2:02 AM general

badoop

Rusp Apr 26, 2023 2:09 AM general

https://twitter.com/gokuposter/status/1651094469658177536

FISHTANK UPDATES LIVE : "Simmowns, I wiwl pwotect yow, but yow need to owbey. When I tewl yow someting yow say yes. Do yow undastawnd?" #topgisincontrol #trusttheplan #fishtanklive #jimmons

taxes Apr 26, 2023 4:22 AM general

https://i.imgur.com/2RNHwaz.png

taxes Apr 26, 2023 4:22 AM general

4 am

taxes Apr 26, 2023 4:22 AM general

he reads.

taxes Apr 26, 2023 4:58 AM general

https://i.imgur.com/GIFnxVR.png

taxes Apr 26, 2023 5:12 AM general

appearently damiel was a replacement contesetnet for two people that dropped out

taxes Apr 26, 2023 10:27 AM general

https://i.imgur.com/x49Aiqm.png

taxes Apr 26, 2023 10:27 AM general

he hasnt moved in 8 hours

PirateMan64 Apr 26, 2023 10:36 AM general

is that jake?

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 26, 2023 10:44 AM general

Jon's first victim

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 26, 2023 10:44 AM general

Can't believe he poisoned Mario's food

taxes Apr 26, 2023 10:52 AM general

sam put a poll on twitter to kick out Simmons

taxes Apr 26, 2023 10:52 AM general

and his retarded audience is voting yes

taxes Apr 26, 2023 10:52 AM general

i can't believe we're about to lose simmons and keep damiel

Rusp Apr 26, 2023 11:22 AM general

Replying to taxes #tzfi

https://i.imgur.com/x49Aiqm.png

Lost in the halo sauce…

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:23 AM general

he was

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:23 AM general

up all night

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:23 AM general

he JUST went to sleep

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:23 AM general

he was the only one staying full focus on his child all night

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:23 AM general

and letty is like taking peoples kids and putting them in washing machines/fridges

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:23 AM general

while theyre sleeping

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:45 AM general

also vance said hes like chaotic neutral/evil, he entered the comeption with the goal of wanting to cause mischief

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:45 AM general

and he spent like an hour talking to letty about how much he FUCKING HATES JON

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:45 AM general

and how jon doing the mustard shit made him the maddest in his life

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:45 AM general

it was so good

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:45 AM general

and then letty was trying to convince him to team or wahtever, she was being flirty/weird and telling him tons of stuff and trying to get him on her side

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:46 AM general

and she left and had thought she convinced him

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:46 AM general

and the second she left he went and looked at the camera andw as like "I aint betraying my bros" and started shitposting/talking about how he aint falling for her shit

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:46 AM general

vance is so based

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:46 AM general

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:46 AM general

jon cant find his kid

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:49 AM general

i think jons kid is dead

taxes Apr 26, 2023 11:49 AM general

letty actually killed jon and simmons kid 💀

PirateMan64 Apr 26, 2023 12:21 PM general

is that max akito?

Rusp Apr 26, 2023 2:19 PM general

https://twitter.com/fishtankfunnies/status/1651281380985258017

Lmao #fishtanklive

taxes Apr 26, 2023 4:58 PM general

>syvia said she likes wii sports

taxes Apr 26, 2023 4:58 PM general

im sure you do.

taxes Apr 26, 2023 4:59 PM general

im sure you do...

Rusp Apr 26, 2023 6:43 PM general

https://twitter.com/wigger/status/1651356269352042496

If you’d like to know what’s gonna happen to Simmons… tune in now Goldstriker has entered the building #Simmonsgate

Rusp Apr 26, 2023 6:44 PM general

Here we go!

taxes Apr 26, 2023 6:49 PM general

1682549136368220.webm 768.9 KiB · captured_local

taxes Apr 26, 2023 6:49 PM general

literal

taxes Apr 26, 2023 6:49 PM general

whore

taxes Apr 26, 2023 6:50 PM general

btw letty caused all the issues in the house today

Rusp Apr 26, 2023 6:59 PM general

I bet

Rusp Apr 26, 2023 6:59 PM general

Once Simmons is kicked

Rusp Apr 26, 2023 6:59 PM general

They’re gonna give them his books to read

Gent Apr 26, 2023 7:01 PM general

Some have said keeping him is the smarter decision so that they can rake in TTS money from people mocking him

Rusp Apr 26, 2023 7:02 PM general

Is that why he hid in the bathroom for 2 hours

Gent Apr 26, 2023 7:03 PM general

Over half the messages were pedo jokes

Gent Apr 26, 2023 7:03 PM general

“Simmons, why don’t you sing us a song in your favorite key, A minor”

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:05 PM general

Replying to Rusp #rusp.

Is that why he hid in the bathroom for 2 hours (edited)

No

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:05 PM general

letty stole simmons and jons baby while they were sleeping and tried to kill it

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:05 PM general

TTs told jon about this

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:05 PM general

so he told simmons to lock himself in the bathroom

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:05 PM general

so the baby would be safe

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:06 PM general

jon then goes to assassinate vance and lettys baby

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:06 PM general

but hes retarded

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:06 PM general

and takes marios and sylvias instead

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:06 PM general

and tries to kill their baby

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:06 PM general

💀 💀 💀

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:06 PM general

ensue 5 hours of fighting

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:06 PM general

over nOHTING

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 26, 2023 7:08 PM general

they all seem way too into the baby thing

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:08 PM general

they are

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:08 PM general

SO

taxes Apr 26, 2023 7:08 PM general

into it

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 26, 2023 7:08 PM general

I missed what exactly they're competing for

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