general

pika outmanuevered by dunceparse

crushing defeat

Pika's not exactly known for his maneuverability

What was the name for the clownfish drug in lords of minecraft?

swammies

ahh that's right

the guy in my dnd game just talked about the local drug "sweed" and i was like hmmm that's familiar

and why is my name travis espinoza

Amougus

Sweed is certainly a choice for a drug name

wait, I think adding an 'S' might actually work for all drugs

Smeth, sheroin, scrack

swirate

samongus

sijkchu

susp

Ssalvia

...nevermind.

polu wat

how are we so far behind

what happened

wait did I kill our streak at some point

regi get snapchat, I swear I always have things I want to snap ya

ugh, zoomers

Regi don't

90% of Mint's snaps are of the adjacent urinal

spooky lies, he knows not of my snaps

lmao

Huh

I have snapchat but i never use jt

Uhc time

@Lute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtPQQm0HZIQ

cringe

dnd is cringe

I only found out just recently how cringe D&D has become

You like how all the monster race descriptions make sure to point out that they’re actually very nuanced and there’s plenty of good people in their ranks, but then gives no new lore to back it up

That was apparently supposed to be remedied in "Mordenkainen's Monsters of the Multiverse," but I guess it just restated what you said in more words.

WotC also puts this shit on the page for all PDF and print-on-demand orders for anything produced by TSR: We (Wizards) recognize that some of the legacy content available on this website does not reflect the values of the Dungeons & Dragons franchise today. Some older content may reflect ethnic, racial, and gender prejudice that were commonplace in American society at that time. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today. This content is presented as it was originally created, because to do otherwise would be the same as claiming these prejudices never existed. Dungeons & Dragons teaches that diversity is a strength, and we strive to make our D&D products as welcoming and inclusive as possible. This part of our work will never end.

If it was wrong then, why was it published, mass produced, mass distributed? If it was culturally offensive, why do the AD&D 1e books straight up say "These races aren't all necessarily 100% evil; they're evil in the MONSTER MANUAL because they're MONSTERS, not PLAYER RACES?"

D&D and RPGs is, like, one of very few places in the 70s/80s where anyone of any identity would be welcome, as long as you're a nerd, because all of society excludes you because you're a fucking nerd.

Well even then, something like an illithid isn’t evil for evil’s sake, it literally has to eat people to reproduce

It has to eat people to reproduce, but it doesn't have to enslave the gith. I think that's more why they're listed as "evil."

This is kind of a fault of the alignment system as a whole, but evil doesn’t have to mean malicious

That's not really what it is. It's more so that WotC D&D hasn't explicitly said "law, chaos, good, and evil are not wholly your morality; these are objective forces of nature imposed by supreme beings" like AD&D does.

A paladin doesn't get to equip a longsword +5 holy avenger because he's a nice person, he gets to equip it because he acts in a manner that Lathander or Hieroneous favors and bestows power into the paladin, making it so the sword doesn't burn his hand off when he picks it up.

And hey, if they want me to believe yuan-ti aren’t the snake ubermensch don’t give them darkvision, spell resistance, and poison immunity

That’s what I said dunce, their alignment rules are dumb

For those reasons

Undead have to be evil because negative energy compels them to extinguish all life and blah blah

OH THAT"S DUNCEPARSE

that makes more sense

i thought it was dan reading this chat

i am not this much of a mega nerd

why did dunceparse get umbreon colour anyway

I thought undead being evil wasn't even a WotC thing, but a 5e thing. I know lesser intelligence undead in AD&D and I believe 3.x are neutral, with more intelligent undead having a variety of alignments.

Someone in voice chat said I should be a dark type.

idk.