games

ok let's find her

Imagine if she was some UW coop

send a letter saying

that would have been hilarious

"are you sure about that award...?"

imagine if it was Megan

making some money on the side

doing temp work

wouldn't megan recognize phijkchu

yes

megan would recognize phijkchu and approve us as subconscious revenge

She clicked through to Phijkchu.com

LETS

GO

Lol

and apparently that was not an issue

so spooky, did you just get questioned about like

"hey are you sure about this? it might not look professional?"

Have you seen

the shit that gets on steam

yes

unironically, our page and game looks better than 80% of the shit they see

Steam has a no fake awards policy

It could have been her first non porn game

there's apparently a list of recognized awards, or you can submit an appeal

what are their specific terms for what passes an appeal

i'm not saying to do it but i do think the award is legit

Its not a hill we should die on

well i guess it's legit, just not recognized

like, if you were using a new award, from a legit foreign show or something

but that they've never seen before

Next year lets give the award to a random indie game

Alright spooky, we need to make a video game journalist website, seo boost it to being a top site

then make the phijkchu choice awards

and award Rusps game that

I am impressed that the award was the only issue though

oh that reminds me

we still have to make the dev page

on phijkchu.com

How close are we to page release?

probably Monday or Tuesday

any suggestions for what the dev page should look like

ok hear me out

if you make an actual PhijkchuGames page or w/e

the background of the dev page is just that image of my bulge

lol

we need to save spooky's bandwidth so it has to be static

A woman is excited for my game

I’ve made it fellas

A Canadain woman

chill

It is cold here yes

do you want her IP Rusp?

so you can meet her

For someone to be excited for this you would’ve had to oversell the shit out of it

the overselling is the other steam submissions

Again, spooky is probably right

she probably has to wade through 100 asset flips

and scams

and porn games

between actual games

I think it was that I didn't type like a retard Indian scammer

also rusp you got blown the fuck up for having 4:3 aspect ratio screenshots

You should’ve let kody kaz do the negotiation

Rusp actual gave me 720p screenshots

I 4:3'd them

I was very lazy so

I opened OBS

Pulled up the game

And screenshot it in OBS

lennod jump game is also in 800x600 resolution so we'll see if they question that again

That’s our funny gimmick

Everything is in a retarded resolution

777x777 here we come

Make one of the 1080x400

its a really wide game

fullscreen games are for pussies, if i can't see my black desktop i wil literally throw shit onto the game

also pika that is brilliant

It has wide appeal