games

wandering skyrim is too slow

it really is

skyrim is uh... yeah its not great for no fast travel

fallout usually has more interesting shit to wander into

it's such a shame too because as you level up new shit starts happening in places you've explored

not terribly exciting new things

but still

okay i think i found what i hate the most

>closeby is this thing

>LITERALLY ON A MOUNTAIN ACROSS THE MAP, FROM SOLUTIUDE TO A FRAGON MOUNTAIN BEHIND RIFTEN

no fast travel would just make that feel shit

skyrim is about the destination, not the journey

skyrim is about paying todd howard

just one more time

thanks todd

bethesda's "close by" issue is mostly a radiant quest issue

WTF I NEVER NOTICED THIS AS A KID

THERE'S GAY NORDS IN SOLSTHEIM???

this is disgusting

im glad they're dead when you get there but

i thought she was going to pull out the kanto birds thing again

that one makes sense

stfu

ledges is worse than the birds

did you know ekans is snake backwards too

yes

do not compare the birds

to ekans or muk

or lennod

the muk thing doesn't even make sense

kum

she doesnt know what the trio in dugtrio means

yeah i get that it's funny but it's not what muk is based on

the muk kum thing is entirely a joke based on the fact that people mention ekans snake

its not funny because its kum, its funny because you point out muk spelled backwards is kum after someone mentions the ekans thing

isn't ekans like the only case of that though

mr explains the joke at it again

there are a lot of name jokes like abra

ekans and arbok

his euro brain is not built for this

I have euro friends

they're all very funny

and racist

Fire is one of the funniest people here

lol

fire is one of those things

damnit pika

you coudlve made him guess

I've a friend from britain he's like 260 pounds of pure muscle

no shit

holy shit same

pika is one of those things stoo

except 350

damnit pika

what the hell

that's a lot

also they call fat muscle in his part of canada

Lol

more like

listen, we do not need to explain the in joke to bob

canuckistan

he can just believe I am all muscle

i mean the joke is we like to pretend you're fat

I don't believe anything on the internet until I see it

Oh bob whats your dick size btw

we keep a running tally on all members

I've never measured

gay

I just forget to

I can never find a ruler

what he means is he can never find a ruler big enough

dudes packing >30cm

but I'd like to wager that it's like uhhhhhhhhhh

let me translate to euro

I mean, I only know mine in american

lol

5.51534 inches

I'd say it's like

16 cm