games

the achivement alone proves you and I are the alpha gamers of the cult

but you are not a real gamer?

my steam profile begs to differ

also let it be known i have not watched an actual speedrun of this game yet

who allowed you to wear the title of gamer

so all i know is what i figured out and what you told me

To be fair, the speedrun taught me two things, one of which I taught you

but i also taught you something

what did you teach me

pogo at the end

true, but that was kinda obvious

in hindsight

but you didnt figure it out?

hmm?

am i smarter ?

look rusp, we can call it a tie

deal

we are both the sigma male gamers

>that flag

lol

you still need to get Koomala back

i already knew i was a sigma

I didn't need this

guys

you know how corona's up to the Lambda varient now

what happens when it gets all the way to sigma

thats when everyone dies

gamers will rise

im surprised i actually am okay at speedrunning that game

i usually am not consistent at anything

I told my brother about the game

he came downstairs to tell me he beat it

55 minutes for his first try

lmao

bro what a gamer

also pika

how old is your brother

12

with your game about inserting things into females

>females

no poof of that

RUSP

PUT IT DOWN

YOU ADDICT

ok well that makes it potentially gay

not to mention scaly shit

I got 3:28 twice in a row

lol

For one of them I literally got stuck on the first hump with golden sword for 5 seconds

Okay okay

I’m really done this time

It’s just addicting

shtity game

fuck the first gold section

Yeah but like

It’s a fun game

man you took 17 hours to beat that game

first try ok!

i also apperarentyl got an achievemnt

for doing something the non intended way

Wiggle

yeah

but

dragon sex

faster

it seemed likethe right way!

I got that the first time too

So yes

I agree

it was easier in every regard

Correct

well tbf

idk whats up

it could be some magical super path

The sky

but i never went up on 4 or 5