games

dude pog

holy shit they added a child to smash

if you play them

you get arrested

Life hack

Win smash tournament by playing child character

Which smash character is closest to a pedophile

They get sweaty and drop the controller

i cant believe they added the hit 1991 game Princess Maker™️ to smash

Byleth grooms students

I'm going with zelda, since link was still mentally a child in oot

i mean

its true

byleth does groom students

Well idk fire emblem

you actively give them gifts and force them to stand near you

beacause you control their actions

then you raise them into your perfect child

Do the MCs fuck underaged characters

before you marry them after a time skip

Like that nowi creature

theyre not underaged

theres a timeskip

Shut the fuck up pedo

Oh

Well the actual child-sized ones

Corrin can definitely fuck children though

yes

corrin definitely fucks kids

Corrin also doesn't wear clothes

robin fucks kids too tho

wait

corrin is in smash

yes

you are correct

thats something i forgot

alright ignoring pedo emblem

who is most like a pedo

in smash

Is zelda a pedo

Wario looks like a pedo

The mii maker after I put you in it

But he never does anything too bad

isnt wario a massive jew

Why are you asking wario?

where's dolf when you need him

ok so

he should sus out his people

how old is rex is xbc2

Dolf has the right proportions

ooh

pika is in smash

thats the most pedophile character

no contest

idk anything about kid icarus

Palutena is probably a pedophile

pit is a beta male

Palutena gives off pedo vibes

Bayonetta is a pedophile

We are disregarding fire emblem, bopit

^^^

We are disregarding bopit*

wait

we forgot sega

they dont have a conference though i guess

right

FUCK

i missed one

all your charts are invalid

You're an invalid

wai

wait

its just confusing

it doesnt list whos with what

i assumed the future games show was with

pc game show

because of how it listed it

but other places say future game show has WB, but other places say WB is just on the generic E3 broadcast