games

like look at this shit, its based and redpilled as fuck

i like that spooky

give me an orb console

that i can kick around

Man if we got a console that was just a sphere I can already imagine the headlines

honestly

nintendo stole the cube

"Young boy aged 8 found dead by older brother's hand, said "he broke my gamesphere""

I say we go to the tetrahedron

vinny

don't kill jake over that

dodecahedron

its not worth the prison time

play dnd with your ps17

I think I heard these skins destroy your console

but they're out there

Well pika

It isn't the only thing Jake broke

oh no

He broke the security camera over the deck this morning

you can get this one by killing your family next to your ps5(tm)

lmfao

what did he do to it

why do you have a security camera? I thought you moved to a nice area

He stabbed the lens with a screwdriver

nice area but b l a c k neighbour clearly

Yeah but my folks grew up in brooklyn where needing that shit was normal

LMAO

So I think they're a little paranoid

I thought you meant, he knocked it down

but he spiked it

wait

LOLNO

yeah I thought that too

lmfao

He stabbed the fucker with a screwdriver

It's on video

Vinny

Jake is going to kill your entire family

last thing before this you told me about was him smashing plates

even though the church disallows euthanasia

for no reason

im sure its understandable

did you not tell me that

if you do it to jake

ok Pika, when Jake turns 16, should he be allowed to drive?

no

Yes but his tard rangler must be in the car at all times

I would never trust him behind a wheel

to feed him dipped nuggets

im surprised he hasnt decided to stop breathing and just perish

he lives to bring pain to cinny

its his purpose

And pika the last thing I told you was him smashing a cup and some tiles

Oh yeah that

he did smash plates too right?

I did tell you about him flinging almost all of the plates out the window in the old place

But that was like

April

Thats what I was thinking about

vinny

I think

he does a lot

im pretty sure your family would be rich if jake didnt exist

Not rich but definitely way better off

it sounds like he's like cost you millions

I don't think we've even made a million in any of our lifetimes

We need Leg to come back, he can race to be the first Phijkchu millionaire

>phijkchu

Better not be a car race because you will drunk drive and die midway in the race

>millionaire

Speedrun race of life

well you'll never be a millionaire bopit

41%

you fucking gacha whale

true

just you wait bopit

my account will be worth milllions though