games

wait, you know a scalper?

and he wouldn't cut you a deal

Nope

oof

He wouldn't cut his best friend a deal why would he cut me one

Fuckin cunt

how many did he get?

best friend in triple quotations

I know at least 2

ok, that's at least not cancerous

Cause he got one for himself I believe

I work with a guy who bought 15 off the back of a truck

and has been selling them for $300 profit each

I still like the guy who bought like 40

then got doxed on twitter

I like the guy that didn't buy any

Tbf if you're selling them for like 1500 when msrp is 500, you deserve to get doxxed

1 x

retard

just buy a ps5 like 3 years later

just buy a ps5 when the ps6 is releasing

Regie made some money scalping GPUs but I think it was only 2-3

will be much cheaper

I missed out more or less the entirety of the ps4's lifespan I'd rather not have the same happen with the ps5

Spiderman dark mode and AC nords are the only ps5 games right?

yeah

basically

(and demon's souls)

(just play the emulation)

I assume you're not getting the dick-less version

*disc-less

waitg

there's a discless version?

yes

yeah, without the tumor on the side

theres a ps5 that is download only

for slightly cheaper

thats fucking stupid

okay to be fair

the digital one looks a lot better

but still

thats stupid

Honestly, I prefer the tumour version

I'm aiming for the one with the disc drive cause I can get Jake off my back by giving him the ps4 when I get a 5 and then the 5 can play "most" ps4 titles

it shouldve had two tumors

I love it's little pedestal

Honestly on its side like that it reminds me of the fat ps2

yeah

oh wowo

Can we go back to non modernized console designes

ps5 has like

it does not need all these curves

no good games in the upcoming future

nice

Pika

N64

All curves

n64 was a brick

with curves

this is just curves

idk, I want a gamesphere

like look at this shit, its based and redpilled as fuck

i like that spooky

give me an orb console

that i can kick around

Man if we got a console that was just a sphere I can already imagine the headlines

honestly

nintendo stole the cube

"Young boy aged 8 found dead by older brother's hand, said "he broke my gamesphere""

I say we go to the tetrahedron

vinny

don't kill jake over that

dodecahedron

its not worth the prison time

play dnd with your ps17