games

the huge update

It had unique challenge

3D Zomboid

so DayZ

Minecraft

the update is

HUGE

it adds like 1000 new mechanics

its insane

Maybe I’ll be able to find the cooking magazine this time

Finally bake us a cake

baking pan

it adds sneaking

We found the pan

and tons of new interactions

I needed a magazine

it adds like 10 new races

i think i had the most fun just looting stuff

It was a fun game

Every aspect was enjoyable to me

you just liked cooking

I liked how I died 0 times

we just need to prep more for when power and water shuts off

otherwise we did pretty good

NOOOO

Age is just a number

Aw

Why did they do that

I want to be a 70 year old feeble man

Oh

holy shit

I love that

EMOTE

WHEEl

Can now fish with a fishing rod while sitting on ground.

Dab?

you can spear fish too

why fish when you can grow a fuck ton of plants

Can we go noodling

Bags now show on character's hands (primary/secondary) instead of only on back.

Added make up: You need either a make up foundation, make up eyes shadows or lipstick. Make up available will depend on the type you selected. (Will be changed so it'll check for every make up material in your inventory. So if you have lipstick but click on makeup foundation you'll see lipstick make up in the list) You also need to be in front of a mirror or have a mirror item in your inventory. Clown, Skull, Brave heart, multiple lipstick & eyes shadow color...

make up!!!

fucking females

ruining our games

Finally

Running or sweating add dirt on your character, slowly getting to your clothes the more dirty you are.

The most important zombie apocalypse addition

I will never wash

Added a full decay for zombie corpses: they go from stage to stage until disapearing totally (they can become skeleton before disapearing)

Thank god

oh finally

I remember having to move

we dont have 100 corpses on our door

300 bodies

300 skeletons

Skeletons at least won’t make buzzing noises

ADDED

CRUISE CONTROL

totally useful

Uh

kappa

oh god

That’s just

Not useful

lol

Stealth improvements: Increased range for jawstab of some knives. Player will raise their left hand if close enough to jaw stab. Added jawstab from behind (player & zombie).

HAIR DYE

That’s my meme

Wtf

YOU CAN DYE YOUR BEAD

BEARD

lmao

we really can become Rob

you can have a gross ass

Thank god

purple beard

or something