games

the entire time ive played

Just use the twig?

Just use the shittiest staff

i will also say

i forgot how uh

broken the hylian shield was

i rushed it at the start of the game

and it broke after 100 shrines

I only ever used the shitty ones

If you don’t do a perfect block why are you even playing

ok rusp

you try parrying

BARE HANDED PARRIES

50 guardian lazers

at the same time

go to forgotten temple

and parry them all

Uh... maybe give me a challenge next time?

Parry isshin's glock barrage

ive done that gent

I don’t need a baby warm up you know

im pretty sure

Don’t parry any of Ganons attack

That’s what the amateurs do

Yeah, don't play tennis with ganon

Only casuals beat him with that

Prove you’re straight and don’t play tennis

ive also played this

only doing like

two towers

Half of my friends that played tennis turned out gay

and it fucking sucks

i thought itd be fun

So don’t play tennis

but it sucks

having no map

makes this game

The gay friend in that one show plays tennis

Yeah that’s the ending

My brother played tennis and he's a faggot

While all the women laugh at him for being gay

Not gay, just a liberal faggot

Bio played tennis

Then totsuka joins the 41%

Bio is 1/2 of my friends that played tennis

Oh

i will also say

master mode is too hard

Don’t

Shut up

Nobody cares

its the same opinion i had before

but its a shitty difficulty

its not a fun hard its just

"run away, or get two shot"

Ermmmm... Rusp was right... again??

i think normal botw combat can work sometimes

but

the way master mode scales stuff is just

"LOL GIVE it 10000000 HP"

Sounds like Skyrim

The best kind of video game difficulties are when they add a stat multiplier to everything

like

Can’t believe Todd got Microsoft to buy Skyrim

blue boko? 70 hp

white? 700

theres 0 blues

ever

White supremacy wins again

Is there like

A height where everything would die

If you dropped it

yeah but

have fun knocking shit off

Use the leaf you idiot

Are you not a gamer?

theyre not always

high up