games

I think there's a Jewish mafia

that kills old men

Isn't that in the bible, people living to be hundreds of years old

Moses was pretty old

And then they gradually had more realistic ages upon death

I think

Wasn't average lifespan like 30 back then

pre 1900, we'd have no chance of knowing if someone was actually old

big X on that

or were just full of shit

Pika

Yes hello

Average age of 30 is a big reddit moment

(don't look up how old famous historical people lived to be)

same page as a result

Infant mortality was a huge problem in the olden days, like all animal species on earth

When kids made it past 5, they'd probably make it to there 50s-60s

no gents right about biblical people being very old

moses was 120 when he died

yes we all agree that the bible claimed high ages

that was not the contention

I knew Moses was old

Another point for my religious education 😎

says adam was like 930

Adamn old man

imagine living for 9 fucking centuries

thats like

at least 4 presidents

imortality must have been pretty lame

Russian presidents maybe

if you only had Eve to hang out with

That vile whore

Classic woman

Imagine giving your rib bone equal rights

I want my rib back

Okay take your choice

One rib for Eve or a McRib (rib patty) sandwich from McDonalds

That doesn't even have rib meat in it

That’s what she looked like

Mcdonalds be like "what flavor of bologna you want?"

I hate defending mcdonalds

but it's not like their food is some 3rd world slop

rusp how starved for food are you at the time of this question

it's cheap processed meat

Yeah, bologna

b/c if you are about to die of hunger you take the woman and grill her

good thinking Bopit

You are in a contented state

Also youre a chad and a king amongst animals

how good is the woman at cooking and not fucking things up

Eve is the original fuck up

mcrib it is

You're implying god is flawed?

Literally committed

Original sin

No satan causes it

Who created satan

god as a concept is flawed

You did

who created you?

Nothin personnel

If god can’t make a boulder he can’t carry, is he really all powerful?

Checkmate christ cuck

Emoji descriptions, just what we needed discord

The paradox owns don't even work, that just means his power is beyond our understanding

Hence me making fun of it

I can't believe you would doubt your own faith like that

I mean the real own is that even if god is all powerful that is no justification for worship

so you should not worship him anyways

So you can get into heaven

No, that's not airtight either

And not burn in hell

>caring

why would you care either way

You’ll care when a demon is fucking your ass in the fires of hell