Message in #games · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 1:59 AM games

Max's bumps are completely flat on top

taxes Feb 22, 2026 1:59 AM games

people think its too slwo and speed

Rusp Feb 22, 2026 1:59 AM games

No I get tailgating a lot more in a slow area

taxes Feb 22, 2026 1:59 AM games

ok but its like

Dialga Feb 22, 2026 1:59 AM games

don't worry spooky, my city has working speed bumps but they only exist on roads nobody drives on

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 1:59 AM games

so if you're going fast

taxes Feb 22, 2026 1:59 AM games

there are kids on it all the time

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 1:59 AM games

you don't get a bump

taxes Feb 22, 2026 1:59 AM games

and people go 50-60

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:00 AM games

im more surprised there hasnt been someone killed

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:00 AM games

like genuinely its so bad that

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:00 AM games

there is a cop that just afks

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:00 AM games

infront of my neighborhood

Rusp Feb 22, 2026 2:00 AM games

Spooky don't come to visit enough I guess

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:00 AM games

almost all year

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:00 AM games

its literally free tickets

Dialga Feb 22, 2026 2:00 AM games

that cop knows where to fill a quota

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 2:00 AM games

Rusp Feb 22, 2026 2:00 AM games

Wow you don't have to pay for the ticket?

Rusp Feb 22, 2026 2:00 AM games

No wonder people still speed

Rusp Feb 22, 2026 2:00 AM games

LOL

Dialga Feb 22, 2026 2:00 AM games

spooky

Dialga Feb 22, 2026 2:01 AM games

can you really call that a speed bump

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 2:01 AM games

that's my point

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 2:01 AM games

they're just flat

Dialga Feb 22, 2026 2:01 AM games

its not even that tall

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:01 AM games

do you prefer these

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:01 AM games

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Gent Feb 22, 2026 2:01 AM games

A real speed bump will make you airborne

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 2:01 AM games

I love those Max

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 2:01 AM games

because you can drive around them

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:01 AM games

idk what happened to them spooky but

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 2:01 AM games

you have to shoot one wheel off to the side

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:01 AM games

we used to have a bunch

Rusp Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

The one outside of my highschool always scraped the bottom of my car

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

and they were MASSIVE

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

like ramps

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

they were REALLY bad

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

they're all these stupid flat ones now

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

i think theyre all gone

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

I hate them

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

yea

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

they were REALLY bad spooky

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

like i think they made them wrong or something

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

they were too high

Rusp Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

They should just implement those ones that rip through your tires if you're going to fast

Rusp Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

I think those are awesome

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

the entire car would fucking tilt a bit

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

oh, what I was going to say

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

so they all got ripped out

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

is all the cops up here now just sit on the expensive toll roads to ticket people

Dialga Feb 22, 2026 2:02 AM games

Replying to taxes #tzfi

the entire car would fucking tilt a bit

no these are what we have here

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:03 AM games

ok but you can make those correctly

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 2:03 AM games

so you can speed on the normal highways now completely freely

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:03 AM games

so they dont fucking make you bounce super high

Dialga Feb 22, 2026 2:03 AM games

Replying to taxes #tzfi

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we have these but taller

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:03 AM games

why

Dialga Feb 22, 2026 2:03 AM games

also they go across the whole road

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:03 AM games

yes

Dialga Feb 22, 2026 2:04 AM games

but its fine because as i said before, they are only on roads nobody drives on anyway

Rusp Feb 22, 2026 2:05 AM games

I'm pretty sure there's only one speed bump in my entire town

Rusp Feb 22, 2026 2:05 AM games

Thinking about it

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 2:06 AM games

Max, after you get your tesla

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 2:06 AM games

we should find a cool tunnel to drive through

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:06 AM games

mmm

taxes Feb 22, 2026 2:06 AM games

no

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2026 2:07 AM games

oh, poll time

Regi Feb 22, 2026 8:41 AM games

10 over is usually the safe spot

Kribbles Feb 22, 2026 9:51 AM games

I absolutely despise speed bumps, I usually have to go 15 under to go over them

Regi Feb 22, 2026 9:54 AM games

There are some here that you have to go over at like 2mph bc theyre so steep and thin, like driving over a fucking curb

heir Feb 22, 2026 10:08 AM games

there's one outside my house that no matter how slow people go, you can hear their cars getting scratched and damaged

heir Feb 22, 2026 10:09 AM games

no clue how that shit got approved

Kribbles Feb 22, 2026 10:09 AM games

I'd prefer to have rotaries on every intersection to make people slow down, speed bumps are just so annoying. I've started simply not going down roads with speed bumps.

legorhin Feb 22, 2026 10:09 AM games

are rotaries roundabouts?

Kribbles Feb 22, 2026 10:09 AM games

oh yeah sorry

heir Feb 22, 2026 10:09 AM games

rotisserie roads

Rusp Feb 22, 2026 10:10 AM games

Replying to heir #hyrrulfr

there's one outside my house that no matter how slow people go, you can hear their cars getting scratched and damaged

This is how the one outside of my old high school is

Rusp Feb 22, 2026 10:10 AM games

I used to drive an absolute shitter car where the bottom was falling out and there was a time it literally ripped a chunk out of the bottom of my car

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Dialga Feb 22, 2026 3:38 PM games

Replying to TinyBomby #tinybomby

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just got my first solo normal clear

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