games

and i try to block people if they try to pass me

i might be evil

I drive under the speed limit if someone is tailing me

If someone is trying to pass me I let them

like if i see them starting to edge to the side

i also edge to the side

But if they just drive directly behind me

Fuck them

Max just let them pass you

They can end up in brutal crashes

absolutely not

also if there's a tun

turn*

i go EXTREMELY slow

only if they were riding my ass the entire time tho

i always drive a tiny bit above the speed limit anyways, so if youre riding my ass or are being a piece of shit

Go from point A to point B as fast as possible without dying

u probably deserved it

It must be universal instinct to piss off someone who is tailgating you

if someone is approaching me going more than 20mph faster than me, I get out of the way

nah fuck them

i drive with a camera

but if they're just going to slowly encroach and tailgate, I'ma fuck with them

if i get in a crash im certain its their fault

Though if it's ever my fault that camera is going to magically dissapear.

Spooky says as he performs the pit maneuver

I drive 80-90 as my cruising speed normally

Bro

tbqh i take a slow 110 cruising speed

Stop

so if you're coming up on me, you're probably an actual maniac

I drive 5 miles above the speed limit maximum

also

for reference

my road is a school road

so if youre trying to super speed

youre probably already an asshole

during morning/afterschool hours

tbh, I can't figure out speed bumps in your area

there are usually kids on it

so i actually do not know why the fuck you would tailgait someone

on a school road

at all

and its

CONSTANT

here

it might be because its a school road/slow

Well

Max's bumps are completely flat on top

people think its too slwo and speed

No I get tailgating a lot more in a slow area

ok but its like

don't worry spooky, my city has working speed bumps but they only exist on roads nobody drives on

so if you're going fast

there are kids on it all the time

you don't get a bump

and people go 50-60

im more surprised there hasnt been someone killed

like genuinely its so bad that

there is a cop that just afks

infront of my neighborhood

Spooky don't come to visit enough I guess

almost all year

its literally free tickets

that cop knows where to fill a quota

Wow you don't have to pay for the ticket?

No wonder people still speed

LOL

spooky

can you really call that a speed bump

that's my point

they're just flat

its not even that tall

do you prefer these

A real speed bump will make you airborne

I love those Max

because you can drive around them

idk what happened to them spooky but