games

So is there a story?

I played a bit of the closed beta for Nikki, didn't want to play too much given there was a wipe for 1.0

It sold me on the concept of a platformer gacha, even though it's a simple game

bro its nami from one piece

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?! SERIOUSLY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS THIS?! LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZARRE FETISHES AND WIERD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DONT LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS. FUCKING THIS. THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS... THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT. AND THE WORST PART OF ALL THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES DEPICTING SIMILAR SITUATIONS THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT. JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT WHAT THE FUCK TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

i had to find the copypasta because it's been sonlong since ive seen a parody of tha tomate

that image*

lol

i imagine very few people will recognize it

@taxes I bought Redfall btw lmk when we're giving Arkane their send-off

Impossible

The Feds not again 😭

Discord ate you gif

I had a deer fucking one too spooky

like a pokemon card

they took it away from me

truly tragic

A game inspired by the City Trial part of Kirby Air Ride was listed on steam today

This is very inspired by

lmao

if it is cheap/free I'll try it

yea i feel like inspired isnt really a strong enough word, but i felt the same

I wish that game Atlyss that Max was talking about went on sale, but i might buy that for full price

Spirutual successor in the sense that it is literally just air ride city trial

Unrelated

Does it have multiplayer? Im down

I 100%ed (minus all gold stickers) game of the year 2024 according to the game awards

It does, pog

Yea, it seems pretty 1:1 with air rides city trial mode. I mostly curious on what the mini-games after the trial ends will be

think its worth it? I've been wanting to play a roguelike and have been between this and isaac

Balatro is a very fun game

Isaacs amount of content is just so huge since i only have like the base game

It is nothing like issac though

I have 100%'d issac as well

City trial was the best part of Air ride

I hope the game is half decent and cheap, i think they did a good job at recreating the look of city trial

Two roguelikes have updated my top achivements

the issac one will not be super rare for long

i think my rare achievements showcase has been unchanged for years. my top one is one i got back in 2020 lol

My hero ultra rumble will forever steal 4 slots

The price of a game that did moderately well, but had huge dropoff in players

that I played long enough to get a majority of the grindy achivements

I wish i could hide games from my top achievements and not make a seperate showcase for the ones i want, Halo Infinite shit up all of mine since no one bought the campaign

My custom achivement showcase is locked up

my neptunia franchise 100% achivement collection

based

would you remove the MHUR ones if you could though

No

I agree with two of them being annoying as shit to get

circled are achivements I agree with begin there because they were genuinely hard to get

issac is just so new that its rare, the other MHUR one was just get 300 total KOs in games, which is just one of those matter of time achivements that is only rare because most players quit well before we did

the non MHUR circled ones are mostly end game achivements for either long, or difficult to 100% games

my rare achievement i got on accident it cant be that hard

but 0.4%

That's actually a really good feature suggestion Polar

I think just letting people prune individual achievements would work easier (and probably be easier to implement)

but same general idea

Tencent is publishing their own Horizon-Palword-Monster Hunter-BotW slop game

their pitch is "like all those games, but with attractive women"

Sloppenheimer

the Chinese stole our idea to write their title backwards

the design does look fun

they didn't hit $1M day one this year

don't remember if this was the same last year

Guys you can't afford NOT to buy it at this price

oh boy

from the studio that made bamham, comes something that isn't what they are known for

any interest in doing an archipelago late december?

I'd join, haven't put any thought into what I'd want to play yet though

I will be at home, so no pc

will have to pass

get them to add Balatro Pika