games
Wednesday, June 12, 2024
The review:
Do you like Dark souls? It is good
Do you dislike Dark souls? You will not like it
I also have not played it, but the review is just that easy
bro, this thread is 50 tweets long
I'm assuming the dox was legit then?
if they posted this insane rant in response
lol
wait, no shit
did this person really only post in broken English
and now is pretending that was done "for their own saftey"
and not to rp an Asian ESL
yeah, this person is going to have a rough time recovering
that's worse than the egirl larp
yeah, thirsty weirdos are going to hit on you, and he gets off on that
but the ESL one is legit a bad look
I know this must be obnoxious for girls
but I can't not think this is hillarious
girls love math
Max, did you know the SEGA guy?
before this became a multi-game thing
Thursday, June 13, 2024
Friday, June 14, 2024
lmfao
DESERVED
GET FUCKED
Same
wizard with a gun is bad though
lol
didn't they have Devolver
how bad did it sell
uh.... it didn't sell bad
150k sales in 9 months
~$2.4M before Steam and devolver cut
those are Spooky numbers I think are accurate, ±20% is a fair confidence interval
yeah, but its insane to need to sell 500k copies to stay afloat
for a fucking indie game
I'm guessing their team was fairly large, and yeah prob no options at this point
Devolver probably injected some cash, and handled marketing, I'll lookup how big the team was
but I agree with Garbage/Pika, game was obviously ass when they demo'd it 2 years ago
So they had:
12 people full-time
3 Designers
1 animator
1.5 artists (split with coder)
1 Audio/music dude
1.5 coders (split with artist)
4 community managers and Discord moderators
so 5-6 real employees, and 6-7 meme ones
Smaller than us if you count our meme employees too
oh I just saw, they also launched on xbrox and PS5, so my numbers don't consider that
so maybe 180k sales and ~$3M pre-cut
PhijkchuGames:
2 Artists
1 Writer
1.5 Programmers
0.5 Musicians
1 Real-life model
9 Voice actors
Replying to reorruatrnte #toughbrook PhijkchuGames:2 Artists 1 Writer 1.5 Programmers 0.5 Musicians 1 Real-life model 9 Voice actors
i hoep i get a cameo