games

megatanks are banned too so you don't get trolled by shit game design

alright

now come on I wanna play this game

you're hyping it up

sent you an invite in th browser

psasword to the game is zebras

im in

take a moment, read up on what the commanding officers do, customize your army color if you'd like

when all is said and done hit ready up

the only difference between armies is the overall colors and the infantry units

thats alright im sure my Jake guy is awesome

lets goo

let me have a look

oh here we go

pop that open in another tab and take a look

it appears I have chosen well

you dont stand a chance with this guy on my side

jake is a bit silly but this is game 1

it's alright

oh wait shit

fuck I fucked it up

how so?

fog off?

I forgot to turn fog on yeah

you did it dane you won

like master Tzun Tsu always said "to win without battle is to be master of the art of war"

you quite literally never stood a chance

invited you again

password the same

uhh try inviting again

could try this too

if it doesn't work

yeah that works

okay im ready!

alright there we go

those green buildings you own already

those are factories

click on em

you should start with one infantry since you're turn 2

move it over something you want to capture and then click on it again and hit capture

when you're done your turn just hit end turn

alrighty ur turn!

oh yeah

forgot to mention

recons

those things move far and see far

you can hide them in forests to get intel for free

also something of note

if you try to move onto a tile you can't see (like a forest) and there's an enemy on it then you lose that unit's action and they stop before moving there

that makes sense

that thing in the middle is the lab

if you own that then you unlock the super units

so its a race to the lab

pretty much

cap the lab first and you get a severe advantage

also your units have fuel

especially your vehicles

land vehicles and infantry can stop at cities you own to resupply at the start of your turn

air vehicles have to be stopped on an airport you own to resupply

right

is there a limit to how many units in an apc?

just one

oh yeah

I should mention

the guy I picked

is the funny gambling commander

my units randomly deal anywhere from 14% less to 29% more in combat

kek

thats a silly trait

btw how does arty work

it has to be sitting still to fire

you need it in a good spot

the tiles directly around it are a blind spot

it only fires from range

also terrain bonus is a thing

so if I attack a city you get a defense bonus

hitting something that is occupying a building is a lot harder than something on plains

yeah