games

there's a browser game

of advance wars

advance wars by web

it's very fun

I found it!

I will try it out

we could play

good idea!

I'm starting my computer

@Dane what's your username

PrincelyDane

sent you a friend request

accepted :D

take a look at the

maps

tell me what you'd like to play

1v1 verdun is on of my favorites for just

fast paced retard combat

lets do that one then

alright

this is my first time though so be gentle

yes

I will ban the top tiers

and the op annoying units

and the shit ones too

you want anything in the lab? or just ban the annoying stuff

i'll leave it up to you

I think bomber in lab is a generally accepted thing

basically

this is a game about capturing things

you build infantry to capture that

and you build APC to move your infantry around

everything else is for fighting

the matchup chart is like this

infantry < everything but other infantry mech > ground vehicles, less so for the big ones artillery, rocket are long range units with a minimum range but high effectiveness against enemies at range missile, anti-air exist to rape air units tank < medtank < neotank battlecopter > tank, medtank fighter exists to rape other air units bomber exists to rape land units

that makes sense

so yeah

im gonna leave it all for you to decide whats best

we don't talk about megatank it's a 12k gold expense

for a meme unit that doesn't move anywhere

you get like

1k per turn

per city you control

so

yeah

megatanks are banned too so you don't get trolled by shit game design

alright

now come on I wanna play this game

you're hyping it up

sent you an invite in th browser

psasword to the game is zebras

im in

take a moment, read up on what the commanding officers do, customize your army color if you'd like

when all is said and done hit ready up

the only difference between armies is the overall colors and the infantry units

thats alright im sure my Jake guy is awesome

lets goo

let me have a look

oh here we go

pop that open in another tab and take a look

it appears I have chosen well

you dont stand a chance with this guy on my side

jake is a bit silly but this is game 1

it's alright

oh wait shit

fuck I fucked it up

how so?

fog off?

I forgot to turn fog on yeah

you did it dane you won

like master Tzun Tsu always said "to win without battle is to be master of the art of war"

you quite literally never stood a chance

invited you again

password the same

uhh try inviting again

could try this too

if it doesn't work

yeah that works