games

idk what the intended path is, why make all this content

if you're not supposed to see it

is it meant for if you play as a Goblin?

theres no goblin race

and spooky u can persuade ur way in

too

don't you know spooky this is the worlds """biggest most in depth RPG"""

that's the 22 roll

I don't really want to abuse rollscumming

more than I have to

but I will, when it feels like the game's just tryingt otell me to fuck off

well

are you playing a charisma character even

middle of the road

charisma +4 prof check, speech/persuasion bonus +2, guidnace +1d4

I don't have a bard

and skill check bonus r only every two

I was getting +2 +1

so 12, 14, 16, 18, 20

no 13/15

also the "friend" spell will give you an advantage on persuasion

sso you get two dice

instead of 1

(which is why i played sorcerer because charisma class + i wana see all conent

paladin, sorcerer, warlock, bard are charisma

iirc

ok Max, do you think there is an achievmeent for murdering all the tieflings

:^)

yes

10)%

well

100% if theres one for

saving them al

ok, yeah this is just bugged now

HOW MANY YEARS

FOR THIS

i have encountered a fair amount of visual bugs

Max, I had a goblin give me -5 attitude and ask for a bribe

after I let him out of a cage

stop being so fucking illegal spooky

lol

it's bugged and still thinks he's in the cage

oh the game is super bugged

I can't even talk to people now

im just suprised how many visual bugs there are

when its been in early access for...

3 years

T-posing

is the best

especially when halflings or dwarves do it

"Blighted Village" "Goblin Camp" "Roadside Cliffs" "Overgrown Ruins" "Riverside Teahouse"

it's like they were explicitly told to not make names

compare that to "Fort Joy" "Vault of Braccus Rex" "Amadia's Sanctuary" "Fort Joy Prison" or even, the "Hollow Marsh", whilst generic its name has a non-fitting descriptor so it makes it feel interesting- and characters refer to that location by name manyn times

no one goes "The Blighted Village"

the sanctuary is called "Emerald Grove" but you wont find anyone calling it that

its also somehow more linear

also

the map having a grid is erallly badhonestly

i know they did it to keep the D&D asthetic

but when you move it the grid here antialisaes very bad

and just looks fucking awful

and the squares render uneven on the minimap??

it should just be off on the minimap 💀

Blighttown

Now compare the naming to Fortnite’s naming

Both games absolutely destroyed

Fortnite even has subtle worldbuilding and lore

Is this the "valve is overcharging" lawsuit

or is this a different one

oh its not

This is valve suing a guy who uses a shell company to patent

I guess I can just open the lawsuit

here I'll just screenshot the opening page of valves arguement for people who don't want to bother reading this

umm

you get +5 sleight of hand if you have a theif

then dex gives + 4 at higher level