games

I started my remote dl

Now I just need to finish work

Fuck 11AM releases

WOOOOOOOOOOO

im very tempted to make it no but

ill play legit..

AHAHAH

"make your sex scenes private button"

ah yes

definitely need to customize my depth of field

Lmao

why is this an option?

fuck off

give me true RNG

if i get fucked i get fucked

9/10 tabletop rpg players quit before their big win (they were due for a crit)

uh so

because the game is SOOO diversity

the random option is like actually random

so you get like, skin disaeased blue haired black of every race

its acutally impossible to random something to start with (which is what i normally do in games)

THEY LIED ABOUT THE LIZARD PENIS

i wanted an ACCURATE LIZARD PENIS

wtf IS THIS

so the penis options are "are you uncut or cut"

and female the "vulva options" are are you a little hairy or VERY hairy

lizards cant be uncut though, every other race though? can be cut

they talked up the penis developement so much...

unrionically i think there r less character creation options than divnity 2

they removed so much character custiomzation from the early access

lol

why did they not mark this game as adult only if its got visible genitalia in it

yeah @Spooky Phijkchu the character custiomization might be somehow the worst ive seen in years

its very very empty

these are all your face options

the ""white"" options

dont even look white

idk why they removed the creator

its genuinely awful

i dont usually fuck with sliders but

they said it was for diversity

theyre all REALLY ugly

and to not make you look like hte NPCs

the half elves though

all get like

coomer-tier faces

for some reason

and the only cute companion is half elf

r they trying to imply mixed races are the best

?

?

the voices r all really bad too

"In higher level difficulties, this suggestion spell may not work on some targets as they'll accuse you of manipulating them"

???

Gonna start accusing that irl

i mean it does make sense

i assume if you sneak first

my other issue with this though is that in most campaigns this basically forces you to take a CHA class

but I guess in 5e the CHA classes are like the most fun ones

paladin, sorc, warlock...

@Spooky Phijkchu dont be a pussy and go to gameplay

and turn this off

it should not be on by default

yep

doing that rn

psuedo-random is bad

this pitty mode sounds retarded

let me roll 3 20s in a row

pls