games

garbage helped me so it's only fair it'd be a duet

We dont know the TOTK gohma's gender.

true

If it spawns more bugs it's female

it's

so i dunno

Do you need to spoiler text at this point

pika said he didn't do goron

I clicked it anyways

lol

Spoilering text doesn’t work

It just makes it more enticing

Especially if you do not preface it with "PIKA DO NOT CLICK THIS I AM SPOILERING THIS FOR YOU"

also last totk thing that's funny/stupid

they give you a companion every dungeon

game runs fine at first

4 dungeons in

it's part of the difficulty curve

you have multiple high quality models doing animations and exploisons

the switch just

can not handle it

they make the game runs worse to make it more difficult

I like the stupid mech companion conceptually, I also use it to break rocks

Why have they not made the switch 2 yet

I only*

not also

The switch is absolute dog water

money

They don't know how to market a new product

They are waiting for the next gen of tablets to drop

Here’s how you market it

They'll make the switch 2 when the switch stops selling

It’s the switch but better

They put everything on that CIA mind control click sound their switch ads make

the switch U

marketing genius rusp

well

like 5 years into its life

they learned about DLSS/upscaling resolution

Call it the Swatch

You can wear it on your wrist

so probably not for a bit

they're also probably waiting to be able to compete with steam seck

deck

performance wise

which will take a bit

because valve sells basically at a loss

or zero margins

Because valve makes it all back with the games they've made themselves

market share

rog ally is also unironically pretty good

just really expensive

Valve is the only gaming company I fully respect, which will last until Gabe dies

then it will go to shit

switch cant be too expensive

its still the poor person console

Too many pizzas...

Valve needs to fix Steam client

i think uhh

whats wrong with the client?

index 2 is next

we wish max

polu keeps dming me about that

new update is laggy

On a technicality Gabe has personally paid me money

ill get an index 2 if it has

gloves

the second VR gets gloves

im in

i think controllers are lame for VR

I just want more AR tech to be worked on

if im in VR i want to be able to grasp my hand around stuff

full body suit for VR

i mean]

you can do that already

gloves also exist

its just not really a standard

if index does it though