it's 90% outrage bait, but what's even the point anymore
games
Wednesday, April 5, 2023
D&D has so completely alienated their players
CHILDREN OF DIFFERENT HUMANOID KINDS
Thanks to the magical workings of the multiverse, Humanoids of different kinds sometimes have children together. For example, folk who have a human parent and an orc or an elf parent are particularly common. Many other combinations are possible. If you’d like to play the child of such a wondrous pairing, choose two Race options that are Humanoid to represent your parents. Then determine which of those Race options provides your game traits: Size, Speed, and special traits. You can then mix and match visual characteristics—color, ear shape, and the like—of the two options. For example, if your character has a halfling and a gnome parent, you might choose Halfling for your game traits and then decide that your character has the pointed ears that are characteristic of a gnome. Finally, determine the average of the two options’ Life Span traits to figure out how long your character might live. For example, a child of a halfling and a gnome has an average life span of 288 years
>wondrous pairing
doesn't this really only affect the bopit-types though
anyone else can just use their own rules
Friday, April 7, 2023
Saturday, April 8, 2023
Monday, April 10, 2023
RIP
idk if that fills confidence for PoE2
Wednesday, April 12, 2023
Friday, April 14, 2023
lmao at rusp never getting to play that (he is too scared to torrent)
Oh, that's based
Gj Korean devs
So @Rusp @Garbage @taxes, we're playing this tonight right?
Dark and Darker is back
And possibly related, qbittorrent's file servers have buckled under the load of people downloading their torrent client
Saturday, April 15, 2023
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Patch released
'The Ruins' has been changed to a single layer dungeon.
The 'Normal' and 'High-Roller' dungeons in 'The Ruins of Forgotten Castle' are renamed 'The Howling Crypts' and return to their previous appearance.
Fixed an issue where players could get stuck in infinite matchmaking when no server list was selected.
Fixed an issue where Bard's Tranquility was not properly healing players.
Fixed an issue where Arrows and Bolts could not be sold in the shop.
Fixed an issue where Jokester, Holy Aura, Slayer could stack unintentionally.
Fixed an issue that could cause the lantern to remain lit while wearing it at the waist.
Blue light has been changed to yellow light.
Fog has been removed from dungeons.
Rest now only restores health that can be recovered by resting.
Achilles Strike duration changed from 2 seconds to 3 seconds, movement speed reduction changed from -40% to -10%.
Shield Slam movement speed reduction changed from -10% to -20%.
Hunting Traps now have increased duration and skill checks are triggered more frequently.
Japanese can be used again.
they nerfed my heel strike
idk if -10% is worth
I feel like the forest map could be fixed in a week with some general tweeking
they need to put 100% of their time at this point making new maps imo
if they're able to launch into early access May/June with.... any appreciable number of maps I'll be super excited
not against them testing forest how they are, but none of their map designs are anywhere close to being masterpieces
and I'm fine if they just focus on having a good pool of average - good maps
but it's got to be more than what they've shown off so far
just die early
then you don't have those problems
Sunday, April 16, 2023
Monday, April 17, 2023
That's a LOT of money
Idk why Sega even wants it
Here's today's D&D patch