from book 5 of LOTGH. About half of Soon Soul's backstory. There's only so much I can quote. Without feeling like I'm breaching copyright. (The OVA Bookclub is currently midway through 7)
“It’s a shame to see this,” said Bucock’s new aide.Said aide was the butt of constant ridicule on the part of his comrades and subordinates, and by no fault of his own. His appearance and demeanor were quite ordinary, but he could accomplish any given task. The reason behind this mistreatment could be traced back to a distant relative, from whom he’d inherited a meager plot of land and with it a uniquely odd surname: Soulzzcuaritter.His self-identification as such was inevitably followed by a question on how to spell it. And anyone who saw it in writing, without exception, would furrow their brow, wondering how to pronounce it. Moreover, his given name was “Soon,” and when he was honored as the head of his class in middle school, every syllable of it was like a knife in his chest.“Graduating class representative: Soon Soulzzcuaritter!”That voice still rang in his head, as did the laughter that erupted throughout the hallowed graduation-ceremony hall. Even the principal, who had power to put a stop to it, joined in.When Soulzzcuaritter entered Officers’ Academy, he dreaded the embarrassment of becoming head of his incoming class. This proved to be a needless fear, however, when he became aware of another class representative by the name of Fork. From then on, his career as an alliance military man began in earnest, and in the same way he cursed his ancestors, he himself would come to be cursed by future historians. Not even the most brazenly lazy scholar would disavow that name in the Battle of Rantemario