b0b

I did

Nice!

Thanks Bob

Glad you liked it

I haven't even finished it but certifiably I can say

the bounce house sucks cock

fix it

i didnt make it

pirate made it!

@reorruatrnte you make the bounce house playable or else no more wario impressions ever

but yes

I like the game

other than the bounce house

I feel tired

you would not have disliked the bouncy house had you not played in VC with people to poison your opinions...

everyone in vc told me that the bounce house was good

but I fuckin hated it

stop gaslighting me

okay if you want me to substantiate my claims from yesterday

I think it is complete and utter cancer that there are more ways of losing points in the bounce house than there are ways to gain points

hitting one bad thing invalidates eating 10 square pizzas

it's great

EXACTLY

I played the bounce house absolutely perfectly and I only got 200

suck my cock

I officially just reached the end of phijkchu quest

I like it

I just finished dredge

that game was really cool

░░░░░███████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻ ███████████████████ ▌︻╦╤─ ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ / \ Bob is building an army. This tank & Bob are fighting for media preservation. Copy and paste this everywhere if you are with us

Bob doesn’t appear to be in fighting condition

did you meet cthulhu?

I got both endings, yeah

though I much prefer the ending where you don't meet cthulhu

I'm kind of a big pussy baby like that but I can't bring myself to destroy the whole world over just a woman

the taxman is after me

get a gun

"🥺 erm... we'we sowwy but... we cannot confiwm the vawidity of youw 2022 tax wetuwns... 👉👈 can you pwease call ouw numbew and weceive pwocessing fow youw identity... we weawwy need youw money and we want to make suwe it came from you... 🥺"

in this case, shouldn't they be paying you anyway

yes

$345 they owe me in overpayments

but they're like "sorry sweetheart we don't know if you exist or not so we need to check if you're real"

phijkchu chat

I have a hypothetical situation for you

you have a penny

this penny doubles in size every single day

imagine that you have everything available to you in the realm of possibilities

@Lute hit him with every simpleflips discussion on the penny

how do you contain the penny

It would eventaully collapse into itself because of its own mass

forming a blackhole

all you have to do is launch it on a rocketship moving fast enough that by the time it does that, it will not be a risk

I feel that I have made an error

what would happen if you cut off parts of the penny? would the cut off part double in size every day as well?

if not then that would be a nice and sustainable infinite source of metals

I'm sure that you could slow down the would-be exponential growth in such a way that it doesn't become a problem

hey bros

this is what my team would be if I was a normal type gym leader

B0b do not fuck the Lopunny

or the snorlax

that was not the plan

Play gen 7 and give lopunny its mega stone

no its a strat

I switcheroo and give you the item that halves your speed

and take yours

I have klutz, idiot

so do I

what

Then die because base lopunny is trash

You probably want max hp on it since it’s never doing damage

I get at least one or two free turns with power-up punch

and then I baton pass that to pivot into the slaking

and then the demon is awake

You’re passing to the truant guy

yes but the guy who has 400 attack

At least give him speed