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dear phijkchu chat

I would like to very humbly thank you all for being my good friend even though we are all still kind of just autistic strangers to one another

you've been the realest group of people I've ever known that goes for every single one of you

even max

Swim free bob, Swim free

this gif goes hard

my first impression of lennod jump game:

honestly I like it quite a bit more than I should

I'd be very generous to call it an 8/10

bob, how is your

ok now put that review on steam...

I'm excited for phijkchu quest

though I may fall asleep

I think phijkchu quest was pretty cool

very cool bob

write a steam review

I did

Nice!

Thanks Bob

Glad you liked it

I haven't even finished it but certifiably I can say

the bounce house sucks cock

fix it

i didnt make it

pirate made it!

@reorruatrnte you make the bounce house playable or else no more wario impressions ever

but yes

I like the game

other than the bounce house

I feel tired

you would not have disliked the bouncy house had you not played in VC with people to poison your opinions...

everyone in vc told me that the bounce house was good

stop gaslighting me

okay if you want me to substantiate my claims from yesterday

I think it is complete and utter cancer that there are more ways of losing points in the bounce house than there are ways to gain points

hitting one bad thing invalidates eating 10 square pizzas

it's great

EXACTLY

I played the bounce house absolutely perfectly and I only got 200

suck my cock

I officially just reached the end of phijkchu quest

I like it

I just finished dredge

that game was really cool

░░░░░███████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻ ███████████████████ ▌︻╦╤─ ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ / \ Bob is building an army. This tank & Bob are fighting for media preservation. Copy and paste this everywhere if you are with us

Bob doesn’t appear to be in fighting condition

did you meet cthulhu?

I got both endings, yeah

though I much prefer the ending where you don't meet cthulhu

I'm kind of a big pussy baby like that but I can't bring myself to destroy the whole world over just a woman

the taxman is after me

get a gun

"🥺 erm... we'we sowwy but... we cannot confiwm the vawidity of youw 2022 tax wetuwns... 👉👈 can you pwease call ouw numbew and weceive pwocessing fow youw identity... we weawwy need youw money and we want to make suwe it came from you... 🥺"

I'm not being audited but I basically am

in this case, shouldn't they be paying you anyway

yes

$345 they owe me in overpayments

but they're like "sorry sweetheart we don't know if you exist or not so we need to check if you're real"

phijkchu chat

I have a hypothetical situation for you

you have a penny

this penny doubles in size every single day

imagine that you have everything available to you in the realm of possibilities

@Lute hit him with every simpleflips discussion on the penny

how do you contain the penny

It would eventaully collapse into itself because of its own mass

forming a blackhole

all you have to do is launch it on a rocketship moving fast enough that by the time it does that, it will not be a risk