anime

vinny its a "you have no choice but shit in public restroom or your pants" situation

That’s what that saying means

obviously if you can hold it, you do

Build a nest out of tp

Anyone who is worried about going shit in a public bathroom is a pussy

If I can't hold it and I'm forced I'd have to bite the bullet and use the public bathroom

I wipe my own seat before I sit down sometimes

????

hell if I know if I have pissed on it

pissing in the water is a chad move

I have shit aim

gotta establish dominance in a public bathroom

also pissing in your pants next to the toilet is the chad move

You ever go to the bathroom at like 5 am and leave the lights off

you could have saved your pants, you chose not to

some people just walk up and don't give a shit

And you just piss in the general direction of the toilet

lights off no

5 am no

3 am yes

lights stay on at night in bathroom

usually that means aining into the middle

ope

mirrors in the dark are too sketchy

No

yeah I keep my bathroom light on

It means aiming at the wall

Also pika, it goes dragon maid > anime > japan > WWII > Hitler

Yall dont lie across the seat to make sure it all goes in?

yeah thats kinda the obvious path

I open the back of the toilet and piss and shit in that

I was curious the specifics

So I looked into it

I piss in a bottle, carry the bottle to the toilet, and drop the full bottle in the back of the toilet

its the bottle holder after all

I piss my pants and wring them out on the toilet (seat down)

don't lie

you piss in your catheter that you had installed so you did not have to leave the wheelchair

Yeah

And I have a squirt gun attached to that

you have a wheelchair mounted pissgun

if anyone got mad, call them out for bullying a cripple

Shatling gun

the shit is grenades

I have my catheter hooked up to the water cooler in my pc

anyways the moral of this talk is

I have to keep pissing to play Minecraft with shaders

flys are retarded and only retards use them

If you are wearing a elf

Elf???

Belt

Fly is good

an elf belt?

>owning pants that need a belt

A Belt made of elf flesh?

>not using sweat pants exclusively

Sorry

Had to dress up for my sex offender registration

The elite .2%

the official outfit

is kanna panties

That’s for the pedophile branch

Fact

If you are a man and you enjoy wearing girl clothes you are statistically likely to be a pedophile

Nothing you can photoshop me saying will ever be as bad as this pika

lmao

I still feel stupid about that

You should

lol

You fucking retard

wait did I post about the stupid thing I did here

That's the pinnacle of retardedness pika

I read 22nd as secondty second

Wha

How

no idea

Firsty first