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Why is that a thing

first based thing you have ever posted mint

sitting is the best

this is mg go to whenever this argument comes up

You sit down to piss

pros and cons of eacg

ya know

I like how that comment makes no sense since you dmed me about that vinny

sitting isn't always the best move

It never is

but it's my go to when I can

>have to touch seat

He already has enough diseases pika

fucking get some tp, wipe it down

He doesn’t have to worry about that

do you people not do that at public toilets

I don’t care

But then you risk your dick hanging in the water

I just sit

my order is

-> look in bowl to see if its full of shit (if so, check other stalls)

I would rather not in a public restroom I will deal with the feeling of having to shit instead of risking touching someone else's butt residue

-> check seat for piss

but I want to hear it

-> wipe seat

where do you aim

the water in the middle

Aim on the side

you aim just above the water

of the bowl on the sjde

If you aren’t a savage

If toilet, the side, if urinal, the thing at the bottom

If you piss in the water you are going to hell

For the meek shall inherit the earth

vinny its a "you have no choice but shit in public restroom or your pants" situation

That’s what that saying means

Build a nest out of tp

Anyone who is worried about going shit in a public bathroom is a pussy

If I can't hold it and I'm forced I'd have to bite the bullet and use the public bathroom

I wipe my own seat before I sit down sometimes

????

hell if I know if I have pissed on it

pissing in the water is a chad move

I have shit aim

gotta establish dominance in a public bathroom

also pissing in your pants next to the toilet is the chad move

You ever go to the bathroom at like 5 am and leave the lights off

you could have saved your pants, you chose not to

some people just walk up and don't give a shit

And you just piss in the general direction of the toilet

lights off no

5 am no

3 am yes

lights stay on at night in bathroom

usually that means aining into the middle

ope

mirrors in the dark are too sketchy

No

yeah I keep my bathroom light on

It means aiming at the wall

Also pika, it goes dragon maid > anime > japan > WWII > Hitler

Yall dont lie across the seat to make sure it all goes in?

yeah thats kinda the obvious path

I open the back of the toilet and piss and shit in that

I was curious the specifics

So I looked into it

I piss in a bottle, carry the bottle to the toilet, and drop the full bottle in the back of the toilet

its the bottle holder after all

I piss my pants and wring them out on the toilet (seat down)

don't lie

you piss in your catheter that you had installed so you did not have to leave the wheelchair

Yeah

And I have a squirt gun attached to that

dude, imagine how based that would be

you have a wheelchair mounted pissgun

if anyone got mad, call them out for bullying a cripple