rob

Crushing her dreams of big black space cock

apparently the actress is actually pretty good, but that script was so horrible that it didn't matter

Yeah she’s fine

All of them are good actors but it’s the prequel thing all over again

Bad script hindered them

It’s funny. Adam Driver drove this trilogy

He carried it all the way

Rey does well despite the script but refuses to admit she's a Mary Sue

Adam Driver playing the emo kid who worships his dead grandfather is the best character

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not

he is the best but its funny that that character is the one that carries it

Yeah

He was at least still trying

Ewan McGreggor playing Obi Wan makes sense as a carrier

Kylo was the best imo out of the last Jedi

The thing with this movie is it’s sowing the work of two

Because 8 took us no where 9 had to make up for that fact

The first half felt like it should have been done in the 2nd movie of the tilogy

8 set up some stuff that Abrams threw out

And 7 set up stuff that Johnson threw out

“It’s only natural. He cut off your arm, you wanted revenge”

Jar Jar being in this would at least be a meme, which is one more than what we actually have

Retcon jar jar to be plaguies

yes

the entire movie should have been explaining that and then have Rey fight him

To lose

and then Kylo kisses Jar Jar

If you sit down and look at everything that happens in the sequel trilogy

Meesa Jar Jar Skywalker

You do not need to watch the original trilogy for it to make sense

The entire saga that is.

Because of this movie.

All of the ot characters are unimportant.

They all die

because the one that was supposed to be died IRL and they killed off the others before this one

Their cause failed because palpatine lived

They never defeated the empire

so you can watch 123 789 and be fine with the story

and Palpatine lived because it was the only thing Abrams could do to try to salvage this because he was a coward who wouldn't invoke Jar Jar

Palpatine also apparently learns nothing.

She won because she had two lightsabers

Is mace had two he would have also

RLM tried to argue that the Palpatine from the OT was a clone of this one

so it would make sense he's unprepared

That would be true but he was deformed

I saw their argument but he’s wrong.

It’s the same palpatine but somehow he lived.

it being his original body is the stupid part

I believe Disney has said somewhere that it was no clones

they also had to explicitly state that Palpatine did not impregnate Schmi so its not incest

Which I disagree with

Palpatine 100% made anakin. Or else half of the opera scene in Revenge of the sith wasn’t needed

luke kissed his sister, who cares if 2nd cousins make out once

unintentional sister

Wait

unintentional 2nd cousins

Nah Kylo definatly knows the connection

And he initiated it

Kylo knows Palpatine is his great grandfather?

I would assume he does

Seeing as he trained with Luke.

And luke knows the history

why would Luke know that Palpatine impregnated Schmi

thats never confirmed

Obi Wan or Anakin told him.

He knows about the people of the prequel era

how would they know though

well palpatine all but specifically told anakin

"I am your father"

That was in the original script for revenge of the sith btw

Palpatine tells anakin he created him through the force and he was his father and anakin says “that’s not true”

Then he says “search your feelings” but with more words and anakin says “that’s impossible”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But that got changed to the opera scene with the tragedy of darth plaguies the wise

But telling me this doesn’t show palpatine creating anakin

retcons

Come on Disney. Admit your fault

its not a second cousin, might be a 1st cousin once removed

Not even a retcon just the writers coming out after the movie saying that isn’t what that depicts

The writers of the comic that is