rob

so that means Helen and Ginny are a lesbian couple now

Carpet munching

strang waman protagonist

Voldemort female

Dumbledoor to be actually stated as gay

which is a theory that she has confirmed so

Albus Dumbledoor

Is a queer

thats the real crime of grindewald if you ask me tbh

And there's the fantastic beasts story

The minister of magic in new york is a black woman

Fucking no

And this takes place in like 1950

THAT ISNT TIME PERIOD ACCURATE

FUCKING

STOP BLACK WASHING

Hell they are also Vagina washing

It's the wizarding world dolf

They were always progressive

Nah fuck that shit

they enslave house elfs

They stay out of contact with the rest of the world because of our BIGOTRY

they have servents

You know the lore behind house elves, right?

don't the house elves love being enslaved

They actually don't mind being servants

ah so they are kinky then

Only dobby was ever abused

WAIT

They even have stronger magic

THEY HAVE HAD SOY BOYS FROM THE START

THEY LIKE BEING DOMINATED

jesus christ

House elves could kick everyone's asses but they're too timid to ever try

yes of course

so can the soy boys of the real world

Except dobby that one time I guess

dobby was honorable

tbh

yeah

rip

But he got knifed, so his alpha genes will never pass on

Thus continues the soy ridden elf society

mfw this JK bitch is gonna make millions of more dollars by selling the same shit with the names and pronouns switched

watch her not even switch the pronouns because Helen identifies as male

The harry potter world really makes less sense the more you think about it

really good at milking her fans

i wonder where rob got it from

WAIT

No gender bent harry potter has one good thing

All the scenes where Harry got abused by Vernon, Dudley and when Voldemort takes his blood

those will be significantly funnier with a girl on the other end

But dolfin, then they'll really try to make you feel bad

"Get back in your cupboard slut"

And helen is gonna totally embarass them

Because that's what female protag's have to do so the audience doesn't accuse the writers of sexism

"Helen Potter, the bitch who lived. Come to cum one last time"

OMG

They make Quirrell a sex offender and when he disintegrates to dust his Helen sending him into damnation

that actually makes me laugh

at the thought of that

Poor quirrell

there all genderbent so we get female hagrid, and male magonigal

He was legit just a victim of voldemort

its like Quirrell is all "Let me touch your titties bitch" and he grabs them and starts to turn to dust

And the book never acknowledges it

But you see

Genderbending harry potter

doesnt work

Like snape was written for Alan Rickman

not to be changed to some dyke

Hagrid was also written for the guy who plays him

This might start waking people up to just how much gender matters

no it wont

NPC algorithm wont let it happen

Rob is winning epic style

Heres a funny meme guys

THANOS WILLAKERS

I would snap as many times as needed to remove rob from existance