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Gent Oct 19, 2018 10:14 PM rob

Okay

Dolfin Oct 19, 2018 10:17 PM rob

"You know me, im Jewy" - Roamin 2013

taxes Oct 19, 2018 10:36 PM rob

yikes https://i.imgur.com/ye70m8Z.png

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sadlala64 Oct 19, 2018 10:52 PM rob

ew

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:12 PM rob

im watching the harry potter book club for some fucking reason

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:12 PM rob

Why does Hagrid have the PHINEASE VOICE

sadlala64 Oct 20, 2018 7:13 PM rob

https://www.hypable.com/jk-meyer-basically/

Get ready for 'Helen Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'

Fresh off race-bending Hermione in Cursed Child, Rowling announced she'll be doing some gender-bending in a re-release of the Potter series.

www.hypable.com

sadlala64 Oct 20, 2018 7:13 PM rob

lol i wonder if rob will do this

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:14 PM rob

FUCK Hermione is black now?

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:14 PM rob

cant jerk to her anymore its been tainted

sadlala64 Oct 20, 2018 7:16 PM rob

in the curse child the play

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:18 PM rob

yeah

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:19 PM rob

The black hermione is actually hideous

Deleted User Oct 20, 2018 7:24 PM rob

definitely works better with her muggle backstory Kappa

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:24 PM rob

The icing on the cake is the fact that in the cursed child, ron is implied to have cheated on her

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:25 PM rob

if she does do this gender bent thing

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:25 PM rob

And they've separated

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:25 PM rob

you know its only going to be for Harry

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:25 PM rob

so that means Helen and Ginny are a lesbian couple now

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:25 PM rob

Carpet munching

Deleted User Oct 20, 2018 7:25 PM rob

strang waman protagonist

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:25 PM rob

Voldemort female

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:26 PM rob

Dumbledoor to be actually stated as gay

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:26 PM rob

which is a theory that she has confirmed so

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:26 PM rob

Albus Dumbledoor

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:26 PM rob

Is a queer

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:26 PM rob

thats the real crime of grindewald if you ask me tbh

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:26 PM rob

And there's the fantastic beasts story

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:27 PM rob

The minister of magic in new york is a black woman

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:27 PM rob

Fucking no

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:27 PM rob

And this takes place in like 1950

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:27 PM rob

THAT ISNT TIME PERIOD ACCURATE

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:27 PM rob

FUCKING

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:27 PM rob

STOP BLACK WASHING

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:27 PM rob

Hell they are also Vagina washing

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:27 PM rob

It's the wizarding world dolf

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:28 PM rob

They were always progressive

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:28 PM rob

Nah fuck that shit

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:28 PM rob

they enslave house elfs

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:28 PM rob

They stay out of contact with the rest of the world because of our BIGOTRY

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:28 PM rob

they have servents

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:28 PM rob

You know the lore behind house elves, right?

Deleted User Oct 20, 2018 7:28 PM rob

don't the house elves love being enslaved

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:28 PM rob

They actually don't mind being servants

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:28 PM rob

ah so they are kinky then

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:28 PM rob

Only dobby was ever abused

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:28 PM rob

WAIT

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:28 PM rob

They even have stronger magic

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:28 PM rob

THEY HAVE HAD SOY BOYS FROM THE START

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:29 PM rob

THEY LIKE BEING DOMINATED

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:29 PM rob

jesus christ

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:29 PM rob

House elves could kick everyone's asses but they're too timid to ever try

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:29 PM rob

yes of course

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:29 PM rob

so can the soy boys of the real world

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:29 PM rob

Except dobby that one time I guess

Deleted User Oct 20, 2018 7:30 PM rob

dobby was honorable

Deleted User Oct 20, 2018 7:30 PM rob

tbh

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:30 PM rob

yeah

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:30 PM rob

had a good arc

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:30 PM rob

rip

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:30 PM rob

But he got knifed, so his alpha genes will never pass on

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:30 PM rob

Thus continues the soy ridden elf society

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:30 PM rob

mfw this JK bitch is gonna make millions of more dollars by selling the same shit with the names and pronouns switched

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:31 PM rob

watch her not even switch the pronouns because Helen identifies as male

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:31 PM rob

The harry potter world really makes less sense the more you think about it

Deleted User Oct 20, 2018 7:31 PM rob

really good at milking her fans

Deleted User Oct 20, 2018 7:31 PM rob

i wonder where rob got it from

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:31 PM rob

WAIT

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:31 PM rob

No gender bent harry potter has one good thing

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:31 PM rob

All the scenes where Harry got abused by Vernon, Dudley and when Voldemort takes his blood

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:31 PM rob

those will be significantly funnier with a girl on the other end

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:32 PM rob

But dolfin, then they'll really try to make you feel bad

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:32 PM rob

"Get back in your cupboard slut"

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:32 PM rob

And helen is gonna totally embarass them

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:32 PM rob

Because that's what female protag's have to do so the audience doesn't accuse the writers of sexism

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:32 PM rob

"Helen Potter, the bitch who lived. Come to cum one last time"

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:32 PM rob

OMG

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:33 PM rob

They make Quirrell a sex offender and when he disintegrates to dust his Helen sending him into damnation

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:33 PM rob

that actually makes me laugh

Dolfin Oct 20, 2018 7:33 PM rob

at the thought of that

Gent Oct 20, 2018 7:33 PM rob

Poor quirrell

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