rob

he didnt roll for bruce death either

wait he did

he didint roll for Fjord

Oh yeah, undoing coe's death was eh

It was an impossible death roll though wasn’t it?

well he didnt die

he rolled a 20 on the deathroll

nah normal one

Damn

Rip Bruce

He rolled a 20?

Also

yes

he did

But Rob still killed Fjord?

but rob killed him to establish the nose thing

No im talking about coe still

Oh wait

Fjord had no death roll

Okay yeah

Fjord died to bopen

he got bopen slashed

its bopen he doesnt need to roll

Yeah Fjord’s death was gay

he can only crit fail if he rolls 3 ones

Because bopen is a terrible plot device

at once

its like Klutz but in reverse

Calling him a character is too generous at this point

"when ever you critically fail, roll 3 dice and if any of those are ones, you still crit fail"

Also the last part before the credits in s3 is ofcourse

the bopen skull

Yup

Because Bopen apparently was involved somehow

Also i love the fact that they gave gwyneth a dragon roar at the end lol

like what

No no no, klutz made crit successes into crit fails if you roll a 1 after

yes i knopw

but i was saying bopen has the inverse of klutz

They didn't establish any of that really

He stopped using dice after skeleton king anyway

In skeleton king

He was winning, he only lost because Bopen won one roll and Rob saw it as a good time to play the animatic

i was make joke

also

look at this furry

How bout no

"poetic" choke on your own cum jeez

ALSO

Rob said the Paladins cleared the ship of all ageless in TSK animatic

How did Clott, Unicorn Gnome, Chef Ageless and Cannon Boi live

He might’ve meant Virgos ship

No they were on Bopens

Not Bopens

Idk then man

they were fighting on bopens ship

Bopen shoulda been the only one to come out of that fight

infact

Who cares

Virgo shoulda been the only one to come out of that fight

Maybe they assumed Bopens crew would’ve done better and they would fight on Virgos ship

They only killed shitty skeleton nobodies

When making the animatic

Against Bob, Virgo Sunsword, Cain, Merci, McCoy who would have fought with Virgo due to porcs respecting the strong

the first thing rob did was have Virgo leap from ship to ship so

and the paladins swing across

What are you on about

Well

the possibility of the s2 final fight being on Virgos ship

Moral of the story is don’t trust Rob

and how they could have done better

how about

WE STOP DOING SHIP BATTLES

Remember how Rob said “it would’ve been a bad ending if Bopen didn’t win”

so fucking boring and only have 2 outcomes as of now

Why do you think that’s the case?

you either drown

Why do they never just sink the other ship

or become ageless