rob

He chose Old God

which is why rob said he chose wrong

because if he chose Dragon, that means rob has to make ghostblade ascend in someway

but by choosing old god, he made it so Ghostblade can now NEVER ascend

Good

Yeah good

because if he does ascend

No more ascensions please

then that goes against Blight's decision

Maelstroms was already kind of dumb

I liked the Ascension aspect of it

by this logic

Harlin Hardbody can ascend

Agreed loveland

because hes a body builder too

I just hate that dragon song

and a master of ice magic

Rob treats it so seriously

It makes me A N G E R Y

its dvz man

choose this path, choose the rite, all thats left is to choose the night

It's just too easy

thats a quote from the original dvz trailer

Yeah that part is in it

But the way he sings it

It’s just... ugh

better than deadbones or spiff trying and failing

Why can't the players be the ones doing important things

I do like Coe outsmarting Rob though

"Coe you are the only one without plot armor this week"

Why can’t we have other stories that don’t involve old gods or ageless

Like killing bruce, if the players failed just let ghostblades do it offscreen or something

"fuck you rob im B W Akers the 3rd 4th 5th and 6th

Coe wrote himself plot armor, it’s great

he didnt roll for bruce death either

wait he did

he didint roll for Fjord

Oh yeah, undoing coe's death was eh

It was an impossible death roll though wasn’t it?

well he didnt die

nah normal one

Damn

Rip Bruce

He rolled a 20?

Also

yes

he did

But Rob still killed Fjord?

but rob killed him to establish the nose thing

No im talking about coe still

Oh wait

Fjord had no death roll

Okay yeah

Fjord died to bopen

he got bopen slashed

its bopen he doesnt need to roll

Yeah Fjord’s death was gay

he can only crit fail if he rolls 3 ones

Because bopen is a terrible plot device

at once

its like Klutz but in reverse

Calling him a character is too generous at this point

"when ever you critically fail, roll 3 dice and if any of those are ones, you still crit fail"

Also the last part before the credits in s3 is ofcourse

the bopen skull

Yup

Because Bopen apparently was involved somehow

Also i love the fact that they gave gwyneth a dragon roar at the end lol

like what

No no no, klutz made crit successes into crit fails if you roll a 1 after

yes i knopw

but i was saying bopen has the inverse of klutz

They didn't establish any of that really

Virgo should’ve won against Bopen

He stopped using dice after skeleton king anyway

In skeleton king

He was winning, he only lost because Bopen won one roll and Rob saw it as a good time to play the animatic

i was make joke

also

look at this furry