general

exactly

screw the rules

debates like this are more fun if you make up more solutions

pretend to be the victum and claim you coudlent do anything because of ptsd

Keepo

too bad they put in "100% sure that this is the only way their lives can be saved. "

mc clearly has no immagination

wait for the train to go by then push the fat man

hope he dies from falling

Everyone loses!

then sudoku yourself

yup

you forgot that part

not necessary

you just solved a massive debate by creating a third outcome

you can live

yeah you could

or even

just sudoku the world

because why not

erase all of mankind so no one will know

Kappa

this solution would fit both the Nihilist and the Solipsist philosophies

definitely more the Solipsist

what about the femenist philosophy?

Kappa

if there's one female in the five kill the man

if not, kill everyone

what if the fat man identifies as gender neutral Kappa

if he's white kill him

what if they are all white and all idenitfy as gender neutral gays Keepo

Keepo

they'll be killed by muslim immigrants anyway, so lets just silence them on twitter

irwin

was part of isis

Sprichst du Deutsch

Alle Hagel der fuhrer

i am snek

not that snek

paladin clearly doesn't speak german