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legorhin Jun 16, 2016 11:59 PM general

100% sure this is the only way to save ALL of their lives

Rex Bot Jun 16, 2016 11:59 PM general

no

legorhin Jun 16, 2016 11:59 PM general

and absolutes are impossible

Rex Bot Jun 16, 2016 11:59 PM general

well

Rex Bot Jun 16, 2016 11:59 PM general

in this hypothetical universe

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:00 AM general

it is physically impossible to save both the fat guy and the 5 people

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:00 AM general

it would be weight-ist to kil the fat man

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:01 AM general

yes but it would be weightist to not save the 5 not fat people Kappa

JustinTrudeau Jun 17, 2016 12:01 AM general

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:01 AM general

the act of making a decision based on weight is weightist

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:02 AM general

you should totally justify killing the fat man because he is clearly going to die of a heart attack soon anyway

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:02 AM general

no he is working on getting better

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:02 AM general

he has made great progress

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:02 AM general

and he has a wife and children

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:03 AM general

cool

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:03 AM general

throw them under the bus too

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:03 AM general

and holds a very important position

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:03 AM general

but so do all of the 5 others

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:03 AM general

there is no solution

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:03 AM general

jump in front of the train yourself

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:03 AM general

commit sudoku

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:03 AM general

exactly

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:04 AM general

screw the rules

JustinTrudeau Jun 17, 2016 12:04 AM general

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:04 AM general

debates like this are more fun if you make up more solutions

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:04 AM general

pretend to be the victum and claim you coudlent do anything because of ptsd

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:04 AM general

Keepo

JustinTrudeau Jun 17, 2016 12:04 AM general

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:05 AM general

too bad they put in "100% sure that this is the only way their lives can be saved. "

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:05 AM general

mc clearly has no immagination

JustinTrudeau Jun 17, 2016 12:05 AM general

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legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:07 AM general

wait for the train to go by then push the fat man

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:07 AM general

hope he dies from falling

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:07 AM general

Everyone loses!

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:07 AM general

then sudoku yourself

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:07 AM general

yup

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:07 AM general

you forgot that part

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:07 AM general

not necessary

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:08 AM general

you just solved a massive debate by creating a third outcome

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:08 AM general

you can live

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:08 AM general

yeah you could

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:08 AM general

or even

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:09 AM general

just sudoku the world

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:09 AM general

because why not

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:09 AM general

erase all of mankind so no one will know

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:09 AM general

Kappa

JustinTrudeau Jun 17, 2016 12:09 AM general

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:12 AM general

this solution would fit both the Nihilist and the Solipsist philosophies

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:12 AM general

definitely more the Solipsist

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:12 AM general

what about the femenist philosophy?

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:12 AM general

Kappa

JustinTrudeau Jun 17, 2016 12:12 AM general

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:13 AM general

if there's one female in the five kill the man

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:13 AM general

if not, kill everyone

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:13 AM general

what if the fat man identifies as gender neutral Kappa

JustinTrudeau Jun 17, 2016 12:13 AM general

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:13 AM general

if he's white kill him

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:14 AM general

what if they are all white and all idenitfy as gender neutral gays Keepo

JustinTrudeau Jun 17, 2016 12:14 AM general

Rex Bot Jun 17, 2016 12:14 AM general

Keepo

JustinTrudeau Jun 17, 2016 12:14 AM general

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:14 AM general

they'll be killed by muslim immigrants anyway, so lets just silence them on twitter

paladin Jun 17, 2016 12:31 AM general

irwin

paladin Jun 17, 2016 12:31 AM general

was part of isis

paladin Jun 17, 2016 12:32 AM general

Sprichst du Deutsch

paladin Jun 17, 2016 12:32 AM general

Alle Hagel der fuhrer

❄Serperior🍃 Jun 17, 2016 3:27 AM general

i am snek

JustinTrudeau Jun 17, 2016 3:27 AM general

❄Serperior🍃 Jun 17, 2016 3:27 AM general

not that snek

JustinTrudeau Jun 17, 2016 3:27 AM general

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 8:39 AM general

paladin clearly doesn't speak german

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 8:39 AM general

three errors in that second sentence

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 10:28 AM general

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/4ohp96/please_dont_post_about_politics_on_rpokemon/

Please don't post about politics on /r/pokemon • /r/pokemon

We've been seeing a lot of submissions and comments recently about the U.S. presidential election. That's understandable—it's a big issue in the...

www.reddit.com

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 11:56 AM general

https://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerk/comments/38s9os/nsfw_pls_no_click_nsfl/crxiz2e

reddit: the front page of the internet

Nagito Eevee Jun 17, 2016 12:00 PM general

4 hours till Zeldathon

Nagito Eevee Jun 17, 2016 12:00 PM general

Not that you guys care

Nagito Eevee Jun 17, 2016 12:01 PM general

Unless you guys want to make Bipen win for Majoras Mask which is the first game and it already has $500 to it

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:19 PM general

http://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/super-paper-mario-wii-u

Super Paper Mario

Learn more details about Super Paper Mario for Wii U and take a look at gameplay screenshots and videos.

www.nintendo.com

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:19 PM general

finally a game i'll buy rereleased

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:20 PM general

and it says 1 player max but 4 wiimotes required Kappa

legorhin Jun 17, 2016 12:20 PM general

rip bot

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