general

we should watch home alone 3 and 4

determine once and for all whether 1997 or 2002 is better

hotel for dogs

poggers

didnt they remove trump from home alone 2?

when lego announced a new art series that is basically pixel art but lego

and one of the sets is "the Sith"

and you can make it be either maul, vader or KYLO REN who is not a sith

Sith is just the term for "bad magic man"

And didn't e;r say he was right about him and snoke being sith, since snoke was just palpatine

yes and no

hes now closer to a sith than before

but still not

as he doesnt have the darth title

@Moviegoers We're going to be watching Eragon, to get the bad taste of Artemis Fowl out of our mouths https://phijkchu.live/view/4d088f57-59d2-40b8-9592-5afbabb2113c/

Like drinking bleach to remove the taste of dog shit

bad movies cure Corona

Hey, I know this one

Hollywood creates bad movies, sell movies to chinese markets, movies further dumb down chinese population, this is how america will win WW3

4D chess

Where's my man fat geralt

!!!

Im cooking

/eating

Are you Max?

Yeah

ok, I'll start Eragon in one minute

let me just get a drink

Here it is https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/659418607587164183/725149760897417328/9a90ab241f294eb3921d6c9a69256ceada865d27.mp4

im here

ok back

let's go

I'm noticing a trend between this and Artimis Fowl

lots of exposition

BLACK

Arya!?!?!?!

we Game of Thrones now

arya is asian in the books

nice white washing

That's one big hobbit

So fun fact about the Eragon world

Magic is op

dragons are op

Did she just incinerate a deer

God, I forgot how dumb the egg looked

the egg isnt tht big

i think

I pictured it being about like that

i saw it a little smaller

that meat could make a real good sausage

This is brom right

yeah

i like broms actor

looks how i imagined him

what did I miss?

he reminds me of the guy from the Ranger's apprentice novels

i really liked rangers apprentice

This is just the fight from Pirate of the Caribbean

gay sex

At least they were trying to kill each other

gay

its a blue pill

This movie would be way better if that was a gremlin egg

Viagra

stop him before he eats it

If Roran got the egg he'd probably be a much better rider

cant he like

not do magic

or was that because no dargon

Who

roran

roran is pure melee

i remeber him trying to learn

Few humans can do magic, eragon couldn't until he became a rider

i think he learns mind blocks

what leg said

too much classified info to let his mind go free

i think he learns to protect his mind

Roran learned how to fight probing through the power of simping