general

you are a jew you have at least 100 inches of baby penii stashed

no wonder jews are rich if it is 1 mill an inch

its an inch of actual penis

not the flaps of the foreskin

rolls of foreskin at a cubic inch dont help anyone here pika

let us enjoy our meat by the foots

I wonder what percentage of holywood has eaten a foreskin

it has to be nonzero

seeing as Harvey Weinstein was in the buisness

https://i.imgur.com/pv76VD5.png

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animated comic... is kind of like a movie

Let's watch homestuck tonight boys

dude i want to watch home alone

home alone movie night?

I hope you mean the new one

without Mcclellen

we should watch home alone 3 and 4

determine once and for all whether 1997 or 2002 is better

hotel for dogs

poggers

didnt they remove trump from home alone 2?

when lego announced a new art series that is basically pixel art but lego

and one of the sets is "the Sith"

and you can make it be either maul, vader or KYLO REN who is not a sith

Sith is just the term for "bad magic man"

And didn't e;r say he was right about him and snoke being sith, since snoke was just palpatine

yes and no

hes now closer to a sith than before

but still not

as he doesnt have the darth title

@Moviegoers We're going to be watching Eragon, to get the bad taste of Artemis Fowl out of our mouths https://phijkchu.live/view/4d088f57-59d2-40b8-9592-5afbabb2113c/

Like drinking bleach to remove the taste of dog shit

bad movies cure Corona

Hey, I know this one

Hollywood creates bad movies, sell movies to chinese markets, movies further dumb down chinese population, this is how america will win WW3

4D chess

Where's my man fat geralt

!!!

/eating

Are you Max?

Yeah

ok, I'll start Eragon in one minute

let me just get a drink

Here it is https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/659418607587164183/725149760897417328/9a90ab241f294eb3921d6c9a69256ceada865d27.mp4

im here

ok back

let's go

I'm noticing a trend between this and Artimis Fowl

lots of exposition

BLACK

Arya!?!?!?!

we Game of Thrones now

arya is asian in the books

nice white washing

Elven

That's one big hobbit

So fun fact about the Eragon world

Magic is op

dragons are op

Did she just incinerate a deer

God, I forgot how dumb the egg looked

the egg isnt tht big

i think

I pictured it being about like that

i saw it a little smaller

that meat could make a real good sausage

This is brom right

yeah

i like broms actor

looks how i imagined him

what did I miss?

he reminds me of the guy from the Ranger's apprentice novels

i really liked rangers apprentice

This is just the fight from Pirate of the Caribbean

gay sex

At least they were trying to kill each other

gay

its a blue pill