general

his toenail scratched her

no

none of this is in the books

the freeze thing is on the house

and its the main conflict

There's a time field thing used in the books

Man, they all got there realy fast

after all the convoluted launch of her

It's how they perform their operations without alerting humans

The memory wipe isn't until book 3 or 4

artemis fowl is an aboslute asswipe int he book

What

oh

his dad is still a thief in this

?

His father should be absent from the start

yes

yEP

opal

book

Opal Koboi

but

she's not relavent forever

That's the main villain in the later books

yes opal isnt even a character until like

the second or third book

Book 2

sniper 1 in position

are those the origianl covers

those are terrible

So originally, she showed up here to refuel her mana

those are the covers in the 8 book set on amazon

that's one fast acting drug

Which made her helpless

original cover maybe

And artemis knew that he would be able to ambush a fairy here

iirc isnt there suppoued to be a

river around the tree or something

important!!!1!!!

MIDGET

in the background

Why did he leave her uniform on

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE NIGGER

WEVE GOT

PROTECTION

THIS ARTERMIS HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING BEFORE

maybe that's that the scene with the principle was for earlier

trying to establish his ego

WHAT BUSINESS DOES HE HAVE ACTING SO CONFIDENT

STOP EXPLAINING SHIT

why are we still getting exposition?

movie is half over

narrorator

because the characters can't carry the story

I READ ABOUT IT IN DADS JOURNAL

I READ ABOUT IT IN THE SACRED TEXTS I TRANSLATED ON MY OWN THAT I STOLE FROM A FORTUNE TELLER IN ASIA AFTER MY DAD DIED

GRR

Hey, isn't it freakin racist of them to make the butlers blacks???

MAD GIRL

lmao

nice frame rate

wait

did they have a troll scene

that's not me either

Okay, so this is where it starts

just so they can release it on artemis

The troll scene was in the books

was it?

the town one

Yeah, holly incapacitates a troll as her first scene

it's BB-8

But she uses the last of her magic

i barely remeber the book

Which leads into her going to refuel

No leg

yeah

The nuke the house AFTER they save holly

they use a bomb or something

The light bomb