general

this child actor

is made up to look way too sexy

for a kid

why did they make her face so fair

then make everyone old

Irish

bounce the little girl

Is root in this

so in the book

he kidnaps a fairy

sniper 1 in position

yes

It basically becomes a hostage situation of artemis vs julius root and the centaur

he wants magic

He wanted gold

Fairy gold

it's not even a real gillie suit

the studio

spent $120M

and bought a fake party city costume

wait no

he wants to get a book

from them

and he wants the gold for his mom or something

phijkchu book club time

feet

i'll reread artemis fowl

???

what is this part

I can relate to that giant

lol

YEET

pika

are those physics correct

TIME

FREEZE

how is she hurt

did she break her neck

Sothat guy's not hurt

no

none of this is in the books

the freeze thing is on the house

and its the main conflict

There's a time field thing used in the books

Man, they all got there realy fast

after all the convoluted launch of her

It's how they perform their operations without alerting humans

The memory wipe isn't until book 3 or 4

artemis fowl is an aboslute asswipe int he book

What

oh

his dad is still a thief in this

?

His father should be absent from the start

yes

yEP

opal

book

Opal Koboi

but

she's not relavent forever

That's the main villain in the later books

yes opal isnt even a character until like

the second or third book

Book 2

sniper 1 in position

are those the origianl covers

those are terrible

So originally, she showed up here to refuel her mana

those are the covers in the 8 book set on amazon

that's one fast acting drug

Which made her helpless

original cover maybe

And artemis knew that he would be able to ambush a fairy here

iirc isnt there suppoued to be a

river around the tree or something

important!!!1!!!

FOUR-LEAF CLOVER