general

Wow I could drive since I was 16

>knowing how to drive

i mean i got my permit back then

what the fuck

It’s fine now

Do not worry

I didnt get license until i graduated

I have never faced rejection from a girl in my life

any ways rusp you have no legs right

Guess how many I’ve asked out

hard to be rejected by a girl when youre gay

-3

If we’re counting Minecraft girlfriend

2

So rusp do you have thighs or straight up no legs

rusp you were max's flavor of the week

how many girls have asked you out?

Balls and down

that implies you were dumped after a week

so like

no asscheeks

Yes

ah a nugget with arms

Are we counting Minecraft girlfriend leg

If we are then it’s 2

ok

minecraft girlfriends could easially be boys

You need to grind that number up

It was a girl who I Skyped with

filters exist

For like two years

xbrox and I beep boop eachother daily

ok well to be fair

my score is 1 and 1

we are basically dating by internet standards

so I think I win this

And then I forgot my skype password and ghosted her for 5 years

Oops

But pika you got cucked by turnip

Made me think beep was meant like a censor

Yeah they tuck

Gotta tuck with this 5.5 incher

you would not understand

Pika I’m not going to lie to you

i gotta wrap ducktape around my leg and tape it there

When Reggie said he had a 5.6 I lost all respect for you kappa

I can't fucking believe this

wait until spooky measures him

and then spooky can come measure me

and it will be a proven science

And then max guessed my general cock range by my description of my build and my voice

Which is a talent that uh

2 in

Says a lot about someone I’d say

I’m slightly above average pal

I’m packing a god damn Gardner snake

5.21?

Using the power of statistics, I can guess with high certainty you are 5.5 +- 1.24

I am 6.2

I fall in the range

We sure do talk about dick size a lot

We will talk about it again after cinny gives me his exact measurement

I have an IOU

3 feet

They sell rulers with pico-meters on them?

pika should talk more about his cup size too so more people can be included

its called a standard ruler retard

Pika what is the molar mass of penis

like if i had 1 mol of penis how much is that

fuck if I know

Pika what happens to a cock if it is placed into a vacuum

Why do you guys have long conversations on the most retarded topics

dialga this is important

Because we have long conversations about our mediocre cocks

you can estimate it dolf

using these

what is the molar mass of muons?

ok what is the chemical formula for skin

I’m not sure how many teeth a muon weighs leg