general

Yes

Taxes

how bernie will increase taxes on everyone

if he does not work

no taxes

"but the rich get taxed more"

man i should just post crowders video at this point

in highschool no opinion

Okay we need to compare something

Dolf probably also watches captain smuckles

lmao fag

Have you ever uh

who

Uhh

Did you take the ACT?

sargon

no lmao

Fuck

i do not

Can you drive

as of may 2019 yes

how many working legs do you have

2

Wow I could drive since I was 16

>knowing how to drive

i mean i got my permit back then

what the fuck

It’s fine now

Do not worry

I didnt get license until i graduated

I have never faced rejection from a girl in my life

any ways rusp you have no legs right

Guess how many I’ve asked out

hard to be rejected by a girl when youre gay

-3

If we’re counting Minecraft girlfriend

2

So rusp do you have thighs or straight up no legs

rusp you were max's flavor of the week

how many girls have asked you out?

that implies you were dumped after a week

so like

no asscheeks

Yes

ah a nugget with arms

Are we counting Minecraft girlfriend leg

If we are then it’s 2

ok

minecraft girlfriends could easially be boys

You need to grind that number up

It was a girl who I Skyped with

filters exist

For like two years

xbrox and I beep boop eachother daily

ok well to be fair

my score is 1 and 1

we are basically dating by internet standards

so I think I win this

And then I forgot my skype password and ghosted her for 5 years

Oops

But pika you got cucked by turnip

Made me think beep was meant like a censor

lol

Yeah they tuck

Gotta tuck with this 5.5 incher

you would not understand

Pika I’m not going to lie to you

i gotta wrap ducktape around my leg and tape it there

When Reggie said he had a 5.6 I lost all respect for you kappa

I can't fucking believe this

wait until spooky measures him

and then spooky can come measure me

and it will be a proven science

And then max guessed my general cock range by my description of my build and my voice

Which is a talent that uh

2 in

Says a lot about someone I’d say

I’m slightly above average pal

I’m packing a god damn Gardner snake

5.21?